Welcome to Night Vale

Contemplating reopening Lux, purely for something to do at this point. You all seem very much able to stop yourselves from murdering each other, it's rather refreshing, if a little dull.

Although without my favourite backstabbing demon bartender to kick the place in order it's a tedious amount of work. Which makes me not want to do it.

Conundrums.

[ ZEE ]

I don't suppose that fabulous work you did upstairs would extend to opening the bowels of Hell, so I can pick out Mazikeen would it?

( Invitations sent to everyone in Night Vale - See below cut for more )

I reckon I might give this speed dating a try.

How fast are you supposed to go? I think I could do a date in twenty minutes. You've got to pick them up, give them a flower, tell them they look nice, bring them to dinner, eat, and get them home safe. Might be a bit of a squeeze but twenty minutes, I should be able to fit it all in.

✉️ Two questions
✉️ First: do you want to come along to the next fight club? It's fun practice, if anything.
✉️ And hopefully I'll make it past the first round next time
✉️ Figure we can try getting matched up. Give them a show.

✉️ Two: planning on going to this speed dating thing.
✉️ What do I even talk about? They don't train you for casual conversation, and I don't want to talk about the War.

✉️...what do I wear? I have my robes. Don't think that's exactly....great.

-- Hello
-- I need to speak to you

[Namor]

Are you staying out of trouble?

GREEK FILTER

Looking at another family brunch for the 23rd. Mark your coquina clam shells.

Also Triton is here.

EMMA

Do you want to meet my son? It’s fine if you don’t - I mean he’s sticky usually, so I get it. But he just arrived and I’m having a proud parent moment.

WANDA

If I were to need your services in the future.... could I possibly pay you in trinkets and a private spot on the beach for your daycare?