Welcome to Night Vale

✉️ So, about that date you asked me on.
✉️ You never replied to my reply...
✉️ Cause I won't be offended if you rethought that, you know?
✉️ I've done things I regret afterwards too.

The body's still a wreck, but I was finally able to get the engine in my car to turn over this evening. It ain't much, but it's something.

See, Cas? I'm able to appreciate things.

[ UTH CREW ]

How close are we to launch, do you think? Because I'm losing my mind and damn near offered to bartend for the devil.

You know, I've definitely had sloppier kidnappings. Granted, they also made sense which this doesn't seem to. Kudos on that! I'm more disoriented than I normally would be. Now who's going to explain what exactly is going on? Because I'm getting the feeling that I'm not going to be just shown the way out.

I swear to God, Fury, if you've Report?

[Texts to Percival Pinkerton]

-- I know what you're thinking
-- Tonight's a great night to wear jeans and eat a bagel
-- image attached

BELATED CONVERSATIONS

PHIL COULSON / JASPER SITWELL
"What's your Clearance Level?"

STEVE'S BAGELS | TBD | ETC

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