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Where’s the best place to go for birthday drinks? This is a milestone for me and should be celebrated.

[TXT: TONY STARK (MCU)]

- About last
- I know we said we

- Look, there's something you should know


- It's Bucky.


- You probably know that.
- Since you have my number saved.

- Also ...hi?

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[TXT: BUCKY BARNES (616)]

- What does the name Hemlut Zemo mean to you?

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[TXT: SAM WILSON]

- ... Have you had any weird, uh
- memories?
- just like
- surface?

- ...recently?

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[TXT: LINDA MARTIN]

- Um, so
- Are you busy?

What’s up with the library.

[Sitwell]
Try the everything burrito? Why does everyone say not to.

[Scott & Hope]
Give me the rundown on dating. You’re the only two people that I know. That date. But also at all. What is it. Why is it.

So not to tempt fate or anything, but it feels like we got off very lightly with whatever Urthemiaow the not-a-cat actually is.

This seems like a good time to remind everyone that the Night Vale Clinic is here for all your health needs, including but not limited to burns, frostbite and claw marks.

[Thedosian Contingent]
Everyone still here intact?

Definitely not where I expected the metro card to take me.

I kind of thought the afterlife was going to be something different Something familiar maybe

But it could be worse, I guess.

I'm Quentin. Quentin Coldwater. Nice desert you've got here.

There's something odd about discovering you can use military negotiation tactics when discussing venues and cake options.

It's probably stranger than negotiations with vendors is more rigorous than with dictators.

[ JUNO ]

Have you and your beau set a date yet? Also, I have a list of questions I need answers to.

I won't be in the office while I'm settling some things for your wedding, but I am assuming that will be for the best.

[ SQUALL + SEIFER ]

I feel bad that I didn't notice Irvine leaving.

So I'm going to check in more often. Are you both keeping out of trouble? Dating yet?

Well, that was fun while it lasted. Jon officially has smitedsmote my icebat. It was pretty calm at first but then it got nasty. I don't know what happened to it. Luckily no one got too badly hurt. I just got a black eye when I tripped over a chair leg.

I am not an athlete.

Seifer's ice bat thing has been following me around since it hatched and making weird noises. I think it imprinted on me or something.

It's kind of cute in a horrible way.

I guess I need to name it.