Angel Grove Net

This is not Nightvale.

I am most upset by this. So I've put tiny spiders inside all your shirts.

So this place is cool, I guess. Better then the last place.

And way better then my moms basement.

Uh. Xavs?

...any of the others?

Well now. This is even more impressive.

Oh but where to begin?

Teddy? Guys?

I just wanted to celebrate. And...you know, relax for a second but I guess we're already onto the next thing.

Also, I have this urge to blame Loki. Even if this isn't his doing.

Uh, excuse me, hello. Can anyone hear me? My name is Sirius and I seem to be lost.

[He clears his throat and talks softer, forgetting he can be heard.] It's also day time and I'm hiding in a bloody closet... Master would be so disappointed.

Who teleported me? And why?

...not quite what I expected.