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𝕜𝕒𝕥𝕖 𝕓𝕚𝕤𝕙𝕠𝕡 (
hipholes
) wrote in
wtnvgame
,
@
2021
-
07
-
17
20:22:00
texts ➼ hawkeye² (backdated)
#text messages
hey hawkeye
keeping out of trouble?
HAWKEYE
definite 'trouble'
HAWKEYE
more than 20% of your bones broken?
HAWKEYE
i'm at a solid 7%
and some of that is left over bullshit from cat assassination attempts.
HAWKEYE
7% is pretty good
how's our dog?
HAWKEYE
he's good.
i think wanda is educating him.
he's definitely plotting something with her demon-cat.
HAWKEYE
he'll be smarter than both of us soon
HAWKEYE
what do you mean soon?
HAWKEYE
fair
so what have you been up to?
HAWKEYE
y'know.
working. fucking. almost getting murdered by a plant and saved by my russian
the usual.
what about you?
we haven't hung out while my life falls apart in a while.
HAWKEYE
y'know
working
i have a girlfriend. she's badass.
i miss you.
i feel like you have all your people and you don't need me any more.
shit. i don't know why i said that. ignore that.
HAWKEYE
nope. not ignoring.
i mean. you are my people too.
although juggling emotional attachments is exhausting sometimes.
mostly you seem to do better when i'm not dragging you down.
ignore that
what's your girlfriend like?
HAWKEYE
tell me about it
hey! you've never dragged me down
you're my family...except not shitty
every single person in my family let me down. but you never have.
she's great. she's from some kind of d&d world or something. punches things really great. and she's smart. and hot. and just...awesome.
she's way too good for me
HAWKEYE
we remember me murdering bruce right?
are you dating a d&d version of america?
no judgement, just seeing if you have a type.
us hawkeyes are very good at punching above our weight class.
i mean. for some unfathomable reason, captain america is into me so... y'know.
HAWKEYE
that wasn't really your fault
what? no
i don't have a type
we really are good at that
how many people are you even dating?
HAWKEYE
hey. no judgement.
i totally have a type.
just three. tash, buck and steve.
although not like. as a foursome.
just... fucking around i guess.
HAWKEYE
i could not handle that many people
i'm good with my one girlfriend
but we should get pizza or something
HAWKEYE
i'm not sure i can handle this many people.
i screw things up with one person often enough.
should we worry that we automatically want pizza and little else?
HAWKEYE
you'll be fine
you're great and they're lucky to have you
pizza is our thing, hawkeye
HAWKEYE
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