Welcome to Night Vale

Bit of free medical advice, take it or leave it as you will and make no never mind about the medical professional giving it, but if something hurts, stop doing it. I'm not sure how this is a revelation to some folks, but I'm seeing a lot of confusion on the subject. So here you go: stop doing the thing if your body finds it painful.

Anybody wants an actual medical consult, you holler and we'll see what we can do. Clinic's not up and running just yet, but we're working on it.

[Clint Barton; Bucky Barnes (616]
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Well, it looks like punching my way out of here isn't going to help.

Can't say I'm really thrilled about being dragged somewhere against my will, so punching something would be nice.

Anyway, I'm Carol Danvers. Any Avengers around?

[ tasha & robocop ]

stop being reclusive russian/fake russian jerks and come help me look into a disappearing russian submarine that may or may not be in the sand for a woman who may or may not be from another world who lost memories of said world but totally didn't turn everyone into llamas.

k thnx.

[Tony Stark (616), Clint Barton, Natasha Romanova, Bucky Barnes (616)]

I know we've got some conflicted feelings about Carol right now. But before we deal with the problems that were caused at home, we need to get back there and infighting isn't the way to do that.

That said [...] Bruce is talking to her. I think we need to respect Bruce and give him some room here but lets just keep an eye on things? In case there's a situation we need to diffuse.

[Tony Stark (616)]

I really need you with me on this.

I've got several questions, but let's start with something easy.

What the fuck are all of these people doing in my house?

Your Captain has been found and subdued semi-peacefully.

He [...] appears to have been stricken with lycanthropy at some point in his life. The dormancy no longer holds here, it seems.

We were able to change him back but he may need help, in the future, to manage it with the lunar cycle.

💙

[all marvel {minus steve}.]

🤍💙💘 something is wrong with steve.

like weird wrong. 💘🤍💛

like he just fucking scratched me 🤍🤍💘 and not in the like bleeding level scratch 🤍💛

🧡🧡I hate this about myself, but I also can't help but try and figure it out. Because it's a puzzle.

🧡🧡Parker and Gwen got me thinking about the fact these ... coloured hearts and, uh, sweat, might be linked to our emotions. And I think that's a pretty good hypothesis to test.

Maybe we could work together to try and fill in the blanks. 🧡🧡

...❤️ While I'm not exactly a bastion of self-awareness or emotional intelligence, I can offer the fact I'm pretty confident orange means angry.

Just trust me on that one. What are your thoughts, and why?🧡🧡

Color/Emotion Chart
🧡 - Angry
❤️ - Affection
💚 - Positive Feelings?
💛 - 'What's going on'?
🤍 - Fear?
🤎 - Energized
💜 - Annoyance
💙 - Gutted?
💘 - Love or possibly just Tony Stark?
🖤 - No soul?

» distractions? y/y?
» 🍆🍆
» 😉

So.

I guess I'm still here; I guess this is a thing that's happening.

Please be patient If I don't understand the emojis? I'm a senior citizen.

[Clint Barton]

Billy Kaplan told me you might be interested in what I'm looking into?

[Avengers (Young, Old, MCU, 1610)]

Okay this one...

This one might be my fault.

hawkeye.

✉️ Hey, Hawkeye.
✉️ So did you know other you from the other Avenger world has a wife and kids?
✉️ That's weird right?
✉️ Anyway, I was going to order some pizza. You and Lucky want to share?

gwen.

✉️ So other worlds are weird.
✉️ Just saying.
✉️ But I got a job.
✉️ Want to celebrate by taking Jeff for a walk tomorrow and watching him react to snow?

billy.

✉️ You settling in okay?
✉️ Need anything?
✉️ Also I'm kind of bored.
✉️ So if you feel like shenanigans let me know.

[Marvel Filter]

Well folks, it looks like the Avengers Mansion is now... on main street?

I'm going to do the sensible thing and move in immediately. Y'all are welcome to do the same if you want to. No pressure.

But keep in mind that tomorrow is Taco Tuesday.

you know at some point people are going to need to stop telling me my dog is eating pizza. i am aware. i gave him the pizza.

that said, is anyone aware of anything around here that tries to eat dogs???

( AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL )

I read somewhere that cat behavior can teach us something about consent culture, and I suppose that's true. But I think what they really teach us is that everything, no matter how cute, is capable of cold-blooded murder under the right circumstances.

So take that wisdom with you into the new year.




[Clint Barton]

I think I've caught a tail. You might want to investigate.

Well, this is just great.

So...weird town. Different universe? And I'm stuck here.

Great. Awesome. Just what I had planned for my Saturday.

what's the best way to apologise for almost burning a business down?

asking for a friend.

SLIDING INTO THE DMS - STEVE ROGERS (616), BUCKY BARNES, NATALIA ROMANOVA

i'm bored, i don't have my dog and i've been banned from the pizza place for reasons i'm not discussing. if i shoot at tony one more time this week i'm sure he'll bust out a suit from somewhere and possibly burn off my eyebrows so i wanna go to that dumb festive village and i've decided you're all coming too.

i will accept no rejections. rejections will be rejected.