Welcome to Night Vale

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The plants were fascinating, to be sure. Frustrating and deadly yes, but also fascinating.

I would have liked to have been able to study them. It's a bit of a shame they vanished they way they did.

christian.

I hope you came out of all of that alright.

Anyone notice how this place just has a random shit-fit, has us all unbalanced, and then chills out like we're the lunatics? I've never felt so gaslighted by a whole freakin' universe before.

[ BILLY, KATE & LOKI (616) ]

What are you losers doing now? I'm making Ropa Vieja now my place isn't a jungle and you dicks should come up.

[ IVY, JULIE MOLINA, ARTHUR CURRY, LETO ATREIDES & HERMIONE ]

Y'all doing okay? I know the first portal is the hardest, but figured I'd see how you were doing post-break out?

[TEXTS: AUNT MAY]

-- Funny Story
-- I tried to sit down on the sofa today with my lunch and like
-- almost got impaled
-- so maybe like
-- do you know what this is... uh... doing in our apartment?
-- [IMAGE]
-- [...]
-- [...]
-- [...]
-- >:(

[LATER TEXTS: TONY STARK (MCU)]

-- Can I stay with you for a few days.
-- Also can you help me stage an intervention?

[ FANDRAL ]

Fandral, darling. I take it you survived the plants mostly unscathed?

Okay, I'm bored, traumatised and sore. My boyfriend is fetching ice cream and there's fuck all I want to watch, so I'm sitting here trying not to think about the plants trying to attack again.

So, Night Vale, it's time for some pre-college intrigue. Fuck, Marry, Kill. You say you're in, I'll give you three Night Vale transplants, you pick whom to fuck, marry or kill.

You are welcome to get in on it yourselves, this is officially distraction central.