Welcome to Night Vale

After a lot of negotiating, I think I've finally had some success. If anyone needs a place to put their egg or whatever hatched from it, we've made room for them at the Night Vale Zoo.

This includes the ones that smell like rotten egg.

Is there anything I can do for any of you? We've still got plenty of space left in the labs if anyone is interested.

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I'm kind of a little disappointed that I didn't get an egg, but knowing Hawkeye luck, I'd have gotten an egg monster.

Still - it would have been cool.

amerikate.

I'm SO bored. Like cause problems on purpose bored.

hawkeyes.

You cool if I steal Lucky for a bit?

beaus and arrows.

So you're doing the fight club tournament?

You know, this is probably the longest that I've ever stayed in one place since I was a teenager. Is that a bad revelation to have? That you've never really settled down anywhere before and that you're starting to feel antsy at having to stay put?

It's been a little bit since I put it out to the universe and I see we have some new faces (hi, welcome!), so I thought I'd pop up and toss out a reminder that if anyone is looking to sit down and chat with a therapist, I'm available. I'm Dr. Linda Martin, and I've quickly become a specialist in those 'weird' cases that you might think would have you committed. Believe me, I've seen some things, I won't think you're crazy.

So, yes. If you'd like to come in and chat, I have appointments available.

[ FRIENDS ]

What are you doing tomorrow morning? Because mama needs mimosas.

Okay, I need recommendations. Books. Movies. Binge-worthy shows on Netflix. Comics? Something, anything, because this whole "I don't sleep" thing is slowly driving me crazy with boredom. I miss my beauty sleep. Not that I need beauty sleep, but it's the principle of the thing.

If anyone needs a job, we've got an opening at the record store since Heather disappeared. It's not a bad job. It's just...It's a weird little store. She lets us play our guitars sometimes so it's not so bad.

I wish there was a music festival or a battle of the bands or something fun we could play at. I don't even know if there are other bands in this weird little town.