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I have a problem. I don't know if I can work today.

Every time I move these beads start shooting off of my arms and I can't make it stop and it's honestly making me afraid to move. I'm voice posting this cause if I type I'm afraid more will come.

The mask. Won't. Come off.

My entire world has been shaken, and I have no idea what to do about it.

I can't process it.

I think something's wrong.

I'm honestly a little jealous of the people who are hearing the jazz music.

Of all the weird things in this place that I could have gotten stuck with and this one misses me?

All these Mardi Gras related events is making nostalgic for my misspent youth. Those beads are worth a lot during the actual festival.

I'm glad I didn't get stuck with any of them though. I've already had a run in with one of those angels and it's making my day a little wonky. I've sprained my ankle and lost my favorite watch. I'm going back to sleep. It's too early for all this.

Bit of free medical advice, take it or leave it as you will and make no never mind about the medical professional giving it, but if something hurts, stop doing it. I'm not sure how this is a revelation to some folks, but I'm seeing a lot of confusion on the subject. So here you go: stop doing the thing if your body finds it painful.

Anybody wants an actual medical consult, you holler and we'll see what we can do. Clinic's not up and running just yet, but we're working on it.

This mask is ridiculous. I look ridiculous. What the hell.

And now my face hurts from trying to take it off. You probably shouldn't try to take it off. Even my healing rune isn't doing anything for it.

Carol Danvers

Hi.

I have a question for you.