Welcome to Night Vale

Sometimes there is not enough alcohol to deal with my life this town. The man I love and one of our best friends constantly want to poke at real danger

If you've been...llamasized? If you are now a llama, please be careful if you go into a store. I was just minding my own business getting groceries when one of them knocked me into an aisle. I've come through ghost attacks with smaller bruises than this.

If anyone needs me, I'll be taking the worlds longest bubble bath.

» Not that it matters.
» But.
» You're still... you, right?

» Because I've already dated a girl who turned into a demon dog.
» And it didn't exactly end well.

» [...]
» My fault, unsurprisingly.

This place is strange. It is strange to inhabit a mortal body again. This thing is strange, some of the words are strange. Llamas are strange creatures.

I have been assured that this is not all the doing of Hades but I do not entirely believe that. The Master of the House would not be so lax to let any of us be plucked away, even from Elysium where I was visiting, for but a moment.

They tell me the words I put here will be read by all. Hello, then, all.

Aye, suppose that transporter experiment has gone a might bit awry. Certainly didn't mean to end up in the middle of a desert, but I've got all me limbs attaches. Considering that a win.

[Bruce Wayne]

Hey, old man.

Well, we're having an eventful week here in Night Vale. It would seem, and we don't want to jump to conclusions here, that many of our residents have turned into llamas. No one is quite sure the cause of this incident, but this reporter would like to announce that this is possibly the most adorable problem Night Vale has had since that time a beagle puppy that was also the lord of hell nearly enslaved the entire town with its army of Strangers.

No word yet on how to solve this problem, or if there even is a solution.

In other news, City Council is disappointed to announce that this month was a failure of the "None of the New Residents Went Home So You Get a Pizza Party" contests they never told anyone about. The following new seem to have gone back through the portals and - presumably - to their home worlds this week:

• Aziraphale
• Crowley
• Helen Richardson
• Kurt Wagner
• Matt Murdock
• Ruth Aldine

So, that's a bust. It's a real shame. A pizza party could have been really nice. But maybe the City Council will institute more secret contests in the future.

carlos & dana.

I just want to pet all the llamas. They're so fluffy.

But also this is probably a somewhat serious problem.

Okay, I've gotta ask with all of the llamas running around...no one's seen a woman named Yzma, have they? Tall, really wrinkly, wears a lot of purple, like almost more than I do? Turning people into animals, especially llamas is kinda her thing.

...Or it could totally be her son, Zevon. He's a bit of a jerk like that.

She has a daughter, Yzla, but last I heard from her, she was trying to do the whole good guy thing.

Anyway...just a though.