Welcome to Night Vale

I feel like someone should start a Night Vale weirdness Bingo card. Something to make it all fun. Check off throat spiders, killer librarians, Batman glow clouds, and freak blizzard.

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And add a random llama walking down main street to that.. Never stop being the fever dream that you are, Night Vale.

Emma. Chloe. Ladies Night. Recurring. Thoughts?



[ PRIVATE TO DANIEL LE DOMAS ]

MY BOSS IS MOTHERFUCKIN' BATMAN

Heads up. I'm bored and somewhat laid up from actual exploring so the pool & spa will be used for recreational shooting. I largely suggest announcing yourself if you enter the floor for whatever reason.

I consider this announcement the removal of any responsibility on my part for anyone getting shot.

Thank you and good day.

Who do I talk to about a possible job at the Sheriff's Office?

Daniel + Daisy

Did I see that the two of you were dating?

Harry Potter 'verse

Wotcher everyone! I don't know if you saw the post about people exploring the dog park. I'm going to go along so if it goes wrong I can apparate a couple of people out. Anyone want to come along as back up? It sounds like there's a few of them going.

Katie Bell

Odd thing today, my boyfriend is a llama. Can you bring your wand?

I do not understand.

[Avengers (Young, Old, MCU, 1610)]

Okay this one...

This one might be my fault.

None of you furballs better bring any of your newfound llama lice anywhere near my greenhouse or I will seriously reconsider my strict vegan diet.

Yeah, typing with fucking hooves ain't fucking happening.

Uh, anyone else wake up a goddamn quadruped this morning?

Steel, I'm taking the day.

This week has certainly taken a wild turn. I know some of you are quite altruistic with your abilities and willing to help those who've been llamafied but... Perhaps messing with Night Vale's magic right away isn't particularly smart?

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Hello Prudence here I am some kind of tall animal but I did not do this to myself.

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I imagine that threatening and demanding to be sent home would do little good at this point. So I will settle for asking what's with the llamas?

"I realize that many of you who are now in a form you are unused to may need assistance. While I can't offer anyone a solution to turn you back I have been walking on four legs, with fur, for my whole existence. If you'd like some advice, I would be happy to help. It really isn't so bad."