Welcome to Night Vale

You know, this is actually pretty great. I get to walk around and see a variety of people using their abilities, but what's really cool is seeing everyone so open. I mean, no one knew back home that Violet Parr could turn invisible or create a force field. That was all Invisigirl.

In other great news, I got a part-time job at Pinkberry. I thought about looking into the library, but you know, still freaks me out a bit. Which is a shame because this girl needs her books.

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So I tried to be subtle and clever at the party but apparently it didn't work. This is me NOT being subtle and saying that you and me should go out on a date. The kind that's not sparring and getting, I don't know. Food, or something?

I know I'm an asshole but you've put up with me being an asshole for I lost count of how many worlds now so I think that means I have a chance. I was going to do it in person but if I do it this way I can't back out I can't mess it up.

Wow, we have a lot of new faces around here, don't we? Welcome. I'm Claire. I still don't know why I'm here.

But I've been thinking maybe I should get a roommate or something. Would anyone be interested in possibly becoming my roommate? It gets lonely

Quick poll: Who does the best version of Please Come Home for Christmas and why is it Bon Jovi?