Welcome to Night Vale

[ filtered to Illya, but because she's terrible with technology it's open to Napoleon and Gabby ]

How are you? Catch any deadly shoes lately? Wouldn't that be something if that turned into a normal occurrence for you here? Like a shoe magnet. I'm rambling, can you tell I'm rambling? OH! I left a bag of vegetables outside the door for you and your friends!

So I.. haven't been entirely truthful with you.

Just a tiny, little thing.

Um... I'm sort of a wanted fugitive back home? So if Zeus or anyone but Artemis and Eros and Hades, oh! or Hecate, show up you don't know me. I don't want anyone else to get hurt on my account.

Alright, who else is working at the bowling alley/arcade place?

I'm asking because I am and I figure it doesn't hurt to work out my co-workers are going to be.

Seemed the best of a bad bunch.

Okay for somebody who has never experienced Halloween, what's the deal with it?

You know, I'm trying to think of all the ways that the timing of something like this could be worse, but I honestly can't come up with a single one.

So this is just something people are copacetic about? It's fine that we've been kidnapped to the freaking desert? Yeah, sure. Why not.

God, I need a drink.

» Hey so the hand is great, can’t thank you enough
» But do you by any chance have any kind of witchy magical remedy for anxiety?
» Daniel is being, well, Daniel and I sort of just threatened a Norse God.

» I’m pretty sure if Satan himself showed up I would tell him to get bent right now.
» And apparently in this place that’s an actual possibility and I’d rather not die?

The Heart of It

JUNO STEEL / PETER NUREYEV
juno was used to disappointment.

Their apartment | PG-13 | In Progress
warnings: references to abuse, manipulation and gaslighting, self worth issues, alcohol as a coping mechanism

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Can someone explain to me the different tween Ace Hardware and Home Depot?

As weird as this place is, I have to admit that the sunsets are still worth watching.


[Carlos The Scientist]

So, what's your field? How much of what you've studied or published is related to what might have brought us here? Is it something we're looking into?