Well, August was definitely A Month.
I would like to thank everyone who pitched in to help during whatever that whole thing was (did we figure out a cause, or are we filing it under General Night Vale Weirdness?); however dispirate our origins, we're all stuck in the same boat.
The Night Vale Clinic remains open; please don't hesitate to seek our help if you need it, even if all you're really after is a cup of tea and a sympathetic ear. Alternatively, Chauncy the Very Small Bear is an excellent and incredibly soft listener (although not a great conversationalist) and can usually be found at The Black Emporium. I think I remember seeing we've a couple of Actual Therapists in our ranks so if that's you please consider this an open platform to advertise from.
[Caleb]Does the offer to visit your Magical Cat Tower still stand? I think I'd like about a week's worth of kitty biscuits.
[Zelda]How are you feeling now? Up to taking a look at something for me? It's
kind of urg not particularly urgent.