Welcome to Night Vale

I have, potentially, left this a little late but as this had great results last year once more I am offering to host a bit of an Easter Egg Hunt/Picnic. Last year we hosted this inside The Last Resort, but if the weather holds up, I am considering doing this outside.

The Easter Egg Hunt is mostly geared towards the littler ones, but if you wish to participate, you are free to do so.

Please do let me know of any dietary restrictions and preferences, both for yourself (picnic and egg hunt wise) and any little ones you have.

As ever, should you need anything I can be found in 1211.

This again?

I mean...I guess there's arguably worse places to be.

Guess I need to check if I can get my old job back.

dean.

Hey, old man.

I'd kick someone's head in, but I doubt that's going to get me anywhere, or fix anything.

I think I'll get a drink somewhere, instead. I'll take recommendations.

It is, to my understanding, there are individuals with powers such as myself here, correct?

I am going to ask for your assistance. I seem to have attracted the ire of this creature, and it would seem that my efforts alone aren't going to be enough to stop it.

I'd rather avoid causing any further destruction, so I've driven it as far from the town as possible. I appreciate and am extremely grateful for any help in advance.

[OOC: Feel free to help solve the puzzle here to defeat Blaze! Apologies for this being so late!]

Last time I made landfall down a gravity well it did not go super well for me (and that was with a course of medication to ward off the worst of it, which I didn't get to do this time) so if anyone could give me directions to the nearest medical center I would appreciate it. Just in case. I'm near the residential building the message talked about.

My name is Naomi by the way. I've never been to a desert before. It's different.

Does anyone want to be my backup on the chance that something weird is going to happen at the Community Center when I go there? Secondly, does anyone want to help plant trees?

I know we're in the desert, but there's this sign on my door that is telling me to plant trees.

You know, I would really like to stay in one place for at least a year before getting sent back home. Or at least, like a warning before I get sent back.

Anyway, hi again, Night Vale! For those of you who don't know me, I'm Ochaco Uraraka.

Heat and sand? This isn't upstate New York. Oh... crap.

Is this what happens when you get pulled through again? It was supposed to take you home, not drop you somewhere else. Unless my magics did something!

My name's Diana. Sadly not my first time being dropped in a new world with no idea what's going on. Can someone please tell me where I am and if there's a way to get back to where I was?

Oww.. Why is the symbol tingling?

So it would appear I've been kidnapped by skeletons, which I honestly just...probably should have expected it at this point? Things were going a bit too well. They're polite enough though, and they did ask me to write my own ransom note on account of how they can't read or write. Which...really, I could write anything I like. But seeing as I will probably get bored of this soon, I really ought to share their demands.

They want...okay, I probably should have paid more attention when they were telling me that part, but in my defense, I was bored and also did not really care all that much. They should have thought about this before picking me because I have never in my life not made my existence someone's problem and I intend to make them suffer. But just in case I get sick of this before they give up, I think they wanted a great deal of...I think they said fledge? So just a lot of feathers. Can't begin to say why.

In the meantime, I plan to make them regret everything. Have fun, lovelies.

I don't know where or when I am, but this technology is less than I expected when I woke up this morning. I spent most of the day trying to understand the screen remote in what I'm assuming is an apartment that I'm currently in. Going downstairs, all twenty-eight flights didn't explain anything more on the need for the hand crank on the faucet or why they have actual coffee grounds with no machine to use them. Am I in hell? Does it actually exist? I feel like I'm on the Earth of the ancestors but there is a lot more desert. Also, this hand terminal is useless. How can there be only one network connected to this thing? What does it even use for time? And has anyone heard of Montana?

I went out to the ship. The one in the desert. I can't I thought there might be some gold interesting things that that I could steal salvage, and that I might actually find some bits that I could take for the Pour Judgement. You know, kitsch. But I can't... I literally can't put into words what I saw.

It was beautiful. Massive. And it definitely shouldn't have been there. A giant white whale, just swimming in the sand like it was meant to be there. It jumped out of it and just... hovered in the air for awhile before diving back down and disappearing. It's got to still be out there. I tried to There was just too much sand for me to see where it vanished to into it. The hole filled up immediately. But It's got to still be out there.

We need to go back out there. Look for it! It could mean something.

oxventurers + friends

SKY WHALE! MERILWEN! SKY WHALE! Or Desert Whale. But it definitely looked like it could fly for a moment if it had really wanted to. Either way!

DOB! IT'S CLEARLY A SIGN! IT HAS TO MEAN SOMETHING! WHY ELSE WOULD I SEE IT?

Who knows what ELSE could be out there, too? Desert octopi? Desert sharks? Desert Cthulhu?

Honestly, I wouldn't really be surprised by that last one considering this place.

WE'VE GOT TO GO TRACK IT DOWN! We've GOT to!

[ DEAN ]

We need to talk.

[ AWAY FROM WINCHESTERS ]

I need a drink or twenty, and someone to drink with me. Any takers?

Backdated to May 4

This isn't the first time I've been stalked by an Ewok.

Why is there an ewok in my room. Crix is afraid. Honestly, I'm not a fan either.

If anyone needs a job, we've got an opening at the record store since Heather disappeared. It's not a bad job. It's just...It's a weird little store. She lets us play our guitars sometimes so it's not so bad.

I wish there was a music festival or a battle of the bands or something fun we could play at. I don't even know if there are other bands in this weird little town.

Okay, I need recommendations. Books. Movies. Binge-worthy shows on Netflix. Comics? Something, anything, because this whole "I don't sleep" thing is slowly driving me crazy with boredom. I miss my beauty sleep. Not that I need beauty sleep, but it's the principle of the thing.

Chocobo start showing up and somehow I don’t get one. And now I’m pink. Cool.

So what are the odds on this being permanent? I’m surprised Night Vale didn’t go for purple.

At least I'm not the only one?

This so isn't funny.

Seriously, pink. Everybody. Couldn't be blue, couldn't be green...? Pink.

Aye, well this tracks. Do I get a nifty tiny yellow bird or little flightless dragon? No.

Am I turned pink, which honestly isn't my colour scheme it's black or red at least let me be a colour I'm fond of? Of bloody course I am.

I feel just shitty enough so if you're pink like me come by the Emporium, and I'll give you a discount. Even more of one if you bring one of those adorable birds or tiny flightless dragons and let me pet them. It'll also let make me feel better, and I'll let you pet the Emporium's mascot Chauncy in return.