Welcome to Night Vale

Not to alarm anyone but I've been picking up some abnormal energy spikes around The Last Resort during the last few days. Could be nothing. Could be something we can't do anything about. Either way, I thought I'd give everyone a heads up.

And I'm just going to hope this has nothing to do with the Shadowcrest

Full-welcome though this opportunity would otherwise be, I regret that present circumstances afford us precious little respite.

I must therefore beseech whoever is responsible for mine summoning to undo their work with all due haste. What expertise I have is at thy disposal, should said feat as yet be beyond thee.

I don't know why everyone always insists that New Years Resolutions concern self-improvement.

Instead, tell me: What self-imposed expectations will you let go of this year?

[TEXT MESSAGE: SAM WILSON]
-- Question concerning emotional intelligence.
-- How are you supposed to feel after an amicable break-up that you saw coming a mile away?

I'm taking suggestions for next month's LGBT movie night if anyone has anything in mind?

If there's a person or two here who is mystically inclined, I could use a hand with something. Should only take an afternoon.

Uh... Can I get an Avengers head count?

Wade Wilson

You're still here, right? Didn't run off? Not even with your wife Stephanie Rogers?

Well this is fucking great

I'm going to drink a shitton of rum.

Drink specials at the Hellfire Club. Feels like something Emma would like.

Long live the Queen.

steve.

You good, Rogers?

Haven't slept for 74 hours

AMA

Will anyone else here be celebrating the lives of their ancestors and their other honored dead on the night of the 31st? Candles in the window, libations on the doorstep, any of that sort of thing? I do not know if they will hear us, so far from home, but I mean to carry out the rites anyway, as best as I am able. Except that feasting alone sounds like a rather dreary prospect. Might anyone who follows a similar tradition want to come together for it?

Happy Indigenous Peoples' Day
And fuck Christopher Columbus.

Signed,
Captain America.

I have seen some strange things in my time, but this is new. How is this place possible?

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It's weird to think it'll be a year here next month.

steve.

Guess it's back to just us. I mean, and Brooke obviously. But El and Tommy are gone so it's just us in the apartment again. Unless you want to invite Brooke.

quistis.

You work for a private investigation office, right?

aelwyn.

Everything just kind of sucks and I need a break. Are you busy?

So, I'm assuming everyone noticed a mass exodus of people? Anyone keeping track of this stuff?

We just lost... like most of our workforce in the department, so if shit is going wrong, just... bare with us? Anyone interested in working for the PD, we've got an abundance of space now.

[ MORGAN STARK (AU) ]

How do you feel about ice cream, popcorn and a shitty movie on a tiny tv on my ship? I could do with a little company if you're up for it?

I can say this for Night Vale. It never ceases being interesting.

margo.

Now that things have calmed down a bit, might I request a bit of your time, my lady?

scanlan.

How goes it with your lot?

yennefer.

So I have an interesting tale for you, if you've time for a drink.

geralt.

I've grown bored with being angry with you. Are you still about?

How is it already October?

[Sam Wilson]

I made dinner. It's pretty good, just don't ask what it was supposed to be and you'll be fine.

It'd be great if people stopped leaving.

Filtered to Pete Venkman

So, you realize it's been a year since we've met? Should we count our hayride as a first meeting, even though we spoke a few times before then?

Filtered to HP'verse

Hey, so our group is pretty small. Maybe we should get together soon for a dinner or something?

I'm probably showing my age when I say this, but: I understand FaceBook, I understand Twitter, I understand (but have been warned to avoid) Reddit. What I don't understand are memes. What's an "ok, boomer"? Why is everything "sus"? What ever happened to the cheeseburger-cat?

I don't get it.