Welcome to Night Vale

I'm still getting used to this place, so pardon my ignorance.

Is there anywhere decent to eat? I'm tired of almost burning my apartment down and everything in the area looks ominous.

[Eliot]
This whole town is weird, but I think I like it better than Fillory. The museum is full of information in jumbled categories; I'll probably figure it out soon.

I just needed time to settle in, and the whole Q thing... anyway, I'm here if you are.

[Quentin]
...hey. I heard that you're... around.

Can we talk?

I am dying a very slow, heat related death. Are all deserts this bad? Is the sun normally so brutal on this planet because Melora preserve me, I never struggled this badly in Marquet. I mean, to be fair, I think we were there mostly in the rainy season, but still.

Ash, speak nicely of me at my funeral.

Does anyone else feel a false sense of monotony?

I'd rather not jinx these good days, so all I will say is that if there were to exist a beach amongst this sand, I wouldn't be averse to the water.

I have this key and I don't know what to do with it. I would have mentioned its existence before but I thought maybe someone had dropped it while we were planting trees in the community center but no one has come forward, so again, I have this key...

Chaos theory is still the most [...] acceptable theory.

Time has shifted [...] again. I am [...] slightly to the left. Not of time. Just of [...] me.

Hello Night Vale.

What magic is this?

Whoever it is that brought me here, release me at once or answer to the Assembly assuming Astrid even knows I am gone assuming she cares. I will not ask again.

Anybody else notice something strange going on with the capsules we got out of the vending machine. Mine came with a piece of paper that had a fortune on it - now it - well, not it's something else.

You know, the last time I was abducted, it was a lot more straightforward than this. Less chilly at night, too, but I guess that's what I get for being dropped off in the desert.

I'm Nicolo, but please call me Nicky. Just got here... wherever here is.

You know, this year really said religious harmony, what with Passover, Ramadan, Easter, and the full moon all falling in the same span of time.

So, I'm not entirely sure how to ask this, but... Where am I? Apologies if this is a question that gets bandied about here rather often, but I was definitely in a bog when I went to sleep. Not a desert. Nevermind the weird

Apparently I ought to introduce myself since I've ended up here somehow. Edward Teach, formerly of the Queen Anne's Revenge.

It's disturbing how little things like this are starting to surprise me. Of course I woke up back on Earth and in the past.

Has anyone seen a family of danger prone scientists?
A menacing but actually friend robot?

Failing that, has anyone seen a chicken running around?

I've finally cracked, haven't I?

I have, potentially, left this a little late but as this had great results last year once more I am offering to host a bit of an Easter Egg Hunt/Picnic. Last year we hosted this inside The Last Resort, but if the weather holds up, I am considering doing this outside.

The Easter Egg Hunt is mostly geared towards the littler ones, but if you wish to participate, you are free to do so.

Please do let me know of any dietary restrictions and preferences, both for yourself (picnic and egg hunt wise) and any little ones you have.

As ever, should you need anything I can be found in 1211.

This again?

I mean...I guess there's arguably worse places to be.

Guess I need to check if I can get my old job back.

dean.

Hey, old man.

I'd kick someone's head in, but I doubt that's going to get me anywhere, or fix anything.

I think I'll get a drink somewhere, instead. I'll take recommendations.

It is, to my understanding, there are individuals with powers such as myself here, correct?

I am going to ask for your assistance. I seem to have attracted the ire of this creature, and it would seem that my efforts alone aren't going to be enough to stop it.

I'd rather avoid causing any further destruction, so I've driven it as far from the town as possible. I appreciate and am extremely grateful for any help in advance.

[OOC: Feel free to help solve the puzzle here to defeat Blaze! Apologies for this being so late!]

Last time I made landfall down a gravity well it did not go super well for me (and that was with a course of medication to ward off the worst of it, which I didn't get to do this time) so if anyone could give me directions to the nearest medical center I would appreciate it. Just in case. I'm near the residential building the message talked about.

My name is Naomi by the way. I've never been to a desert before. It's different.

Does anyone want to be my backup on the chance that something weird is going to happen at the Community Center when I go there? Secondly, does anyone want to help plant trees?

I know we're in the desert, but there's this sign on my door that is telling me to plant trees.