Welcome to Night Vale

At this point, I feel like we need some kind of punch card for weirdess.

Maybe that'd be a good promotion for some of the shops around town.

Speaking of weird, did anyone else find interesting stuff earlier this month at the Easter Bazaar? I found a jigsaw puzzle of my family, and I'm nearly done with it. Just need to attach those few last pieces. Trying not to think about how much it sucks they aren't here. I'm thinking of keeping it together and framing it somehow.

With more free time on my hands than I'm used to, even with working, I'm trying to figure out some new things to learn to keep myself busy. What's a hobby you've (the general you) always wanted to take up but never got the chance to or what's a hobby you already love? Just gauging ideas here.

[archives crew + georgie]

I like to think I'd know the answer to this already, but have any of you gone into the Institute yet?

[tim stoker]

Lunch with me soon?

Am I terrible person for thinking when I found my egg "Ooh, I wonder if this will make a good omelet"?

Because it's pretty big. I bet I could get two or three omelets out of it.

But also, knowing this place, if I make it an omelet I bet it'll turn me into like, a giant dragon chicken or something.

Well I started my day off finding an egg. Do I need to keep it warm? Am I a mom now? Do I have to start wearing mom jeans?

I don't want to call it 'it', so maybe Rebel? That's a good neutral name, right?

Or maybe it's one big promotion for AC.

Oh my god, this bazaar thing has EVERYTHING. How is that even possible?

JULIE, LUKE - look what I found!! I got one for all of us, duh!

Back when I was in the last place I was stuck at, there was a local theater where we'd put on musicals once a season. I was in two of them, and they were a lot of fun.

Is there anything like that here? Or is local theater here like weird plays where we all stand on the stage and chant things?

Or would people be interested in putting something on? I'm still getting familiar with American musicals, but I've really liked the ones I've been in.

[Bakugo]

If I find a play, you should try out with me. Or sign up to build sets or something. Now, before you tell me it's stupid just think about it, okay? You said you wanted something to do, and it's something new.

...Maybe it'll be something that requires special effects and they'll let you blow things up.

You know, I'm starting to think this whole "rest in peace" thing is a load of crap. Especially if I'm apparently not going to stay dead. But at least I'm not being forced to do an Egyptian god's dirty work this time, so that's a plus.

I need a beer.

Keep dreaming like we'll live forever
But live it like it's now or never

What do you think you'd be doing right now if you were home?

Not gonna lie, I'm feeling a little left out because I didn't get a costume this time around. How do we sign up for the next one?

I really need to learn not to mess with things just because they look interesting. Now I'm stuck in an outfit that looks like Luigi's with a fake mustache that won't come off. So glad my brother isn't around to see this.

GUYS GUYS GUYS GUESS WHAT

THERE WERE MARIO POWER UPS FLOATING ABOVE MY BED THIS MORNING!!! I'M KNOW HAMMER MARIO UH HAMMER KAMALA? Anyway it's super cool! Did anyone else get cool power ups?!

I'm so bored. I miss my friends and I need to do something. Also there are no food trucks here. I don't know I just need to find something to do.

Violet

What do you do for fun?

MCU Avengers

Is there a Kamala Khan or Ms Marvel in your universe?

I'm honestly a little jealous of the people who are hearing the jazz music.

Of all the weird things in this place that I could have gotten stuck with and this one misses me?

I just realized it's going to be so weird that my parents might not get to see me graduate in a few months.

Speaking of, I'm still not sure what I want to study in college. I know at my old high school, they tell you that you have to have everything figured out before you graduate. Is that actually a rule, or are they just full of shit?

There are the sciences, but I have a hard time going beyond that because I'm interested in different fields. I will say that Physics and Astronomy are my two favorite classes, obviously including English Lit.

Ok. So how many of us are teens here? I have an idea for something but if there isn't many of us I don't know if it will be worth it so...?

Uuuugh Doctor Strange, sir? Is this where we're supposed to end up?

Gwen? Miles? Anya? Any of you guys here?

This is so Toto we're not in Kansas anymore.

Right.

Could someone please just direct me towards the nearest library? I'd be ever so grateful.

Okay. Someone was nice enough to show me how to use this thing, so I hope I'm using this right. Anyway, hello. My name is Katara. I'm eighteen years old, and I'm from the Southern Water Tribe. I was told that there's housing here, but I'm probably going to need a job, too. Since I don't know how money works here, but I don't think what was given to me if going to be enough to last me since I'm going to be stuck here for awhile.

Not that here seems so bad! Everyone here seems really nice! This is just...a lot to take to take in.

Also, if anyone's seen anyone named Aang, Sokka, Zuko, or Toph, please let me know. I would greatly appreciate it.

Hey!

So, I was thinking...there is a party at a new club coming up. It's technically a singles party but we should go. As a group. I mean we won't get to play but it might be kind of fun. Plus we can make some connections. What do you guys think?