Welcome to Night Vale

When I show up to a desert with nothing but a beer in my hand, I have to wonder what's in the goddamn beer?

Seems this network is my only way of communication, too. So, a desert. Anybody got some pancakes?

I’m actually kind of glad I got one of those ugly yellow eggs. It’s been a long time since I’ve had a good smite.

My apartment kind of smells like rotten, fried eggs now, though.

It's official! You're looking at the newest team member at Target. I need to buy some red shirts now...and khaki pants. I'm excited, it's my second job ever and this time I don't have to clean the bathrooms or refill the slushy machine.

[Sam Winchester]

You know Samsquatch, if you wanted to get laid all you had to do was ask. The lilies were a nice touch, though. I'm impressed. Have you bee researching you big nerd? Also -- have you put the kid down to bed yet?


[Kore/Persephone]

Hey there. We haven't really been properly introduced but I'm sure we've passed at parties. Gabriel. Love what you've done with the place for spring. Top shelf gardening.

Anyway, I may need your expert advice concerning flowers? I haven't really used my abilities for much other than destruction or mischief in a long time and it's been a few centuries since I've done any gardening. Figured I'd ask the resident expert before I went overboard.

( @ work )

I've tried at least several teleportation spells and just keep ending up in different locations around here.

So I guess I'm stuck.

In the desert. We're positive this isn't a circle of Hell, right?

I might as well introduce myself, then. I'm Sabrina Spellman.

So does anyone know what we're supposed to do with these eggs? Are we supposed to keep them warm or something? Mine has kinda just been hanging out in the hood of my sweatshirt while I worked.

I named it Zeppelin.

[private to Winchesters and Family]
So, the bunker has been cleared and it seems to be good for moving in. Anyone is welcome.

[private to claire]
Hey, kid. I was thinking, if you want, we can find a car for you and I can teach you to fix it up?

Anyone else find a large colorful egg outside of the chocolate egg hunt?

Hey, Night Vale! I'd like to start this off by offering a big congratulations to everyone involved with the Easter Egg Hunt! It was an amazing event, and I know I had a great time.

I'd like to take a minute, because I know we've had a few arrivals to re-introduce myself. My name is Katie Bell, I'm one of your Housing Assistants here. There is also Wanda Maximoff, Kate Bishop, and Zelda. If you have any questions or concerns, please don't hesitate to reach out.

With that in mind, we'd love to hear from all of you! If you have suggestions or ideas for another event or perhaps something in Night Vale that you think we need, we'd love to have feedback.

Angelina, Leanne & Janine

I think we need a girls night this weekend, thoughts?

They're selling holocrons at the market... They don't currently work, but perhaps with some tinkering from those more tech savvy, that'll change. So I bought three.

Kenobi.. I also got you a hat.

All in all, there's quite a lot of interesting trinkets the market has to offer - even if this particular holiday surrounding it is quite strange.


[ KENOBI - backdated ]

Shall we schedule another field trip for the younglings? This.. Easter Egg Hunt sounds like something they might enjoy and there are no training sessions scheduled for the day.

[ FINN ]

Is something the matter? You seemed.. off, at your training.

[Both Dean Winchester's, Adam Milligan and Castiel - separate filters]

Just checking to see how you're doing.

[Gabriel]

So. My rugrat's down for the night.
What are you up to?

Never get bored, Google yourself, and read fanfiction written about yourself.

Or do, if that's what you're into.

This has to be the absinthe talking, because this is not how I expected that to turn out.

How is everyone feeling post these recent events?

I wish that there was a way to at least stop those events but again we are not sure what is causing them. It's very confusing.

Which is absolutely infuriating and fascinating.

I do love the new flowers. My Mother would have loved them, as she was very fond of them. She taught me how to make arrangements, but I was never as good at it as she was, or had her distinct eye for it. Still I made a little thing that I think she would have loved.

( unfiltered image )

That said; I would like to offer the following event: An Easter Egg Hunt. I have read up on some of the customs, and this seems like a fun, and relatively low-key sort of celebration where we can all mingle. And we get chocolate out of it. All in all, not a terrible way to spend a few hours. There will also be a picnic. Eros has been kind enough to offer aid with this, so it should be splendid. I hope to see many of you there.

Of all the strange happenings around here I’m a little disappointed I didn’t fall victim to the lyrical one. I’ve got a boatload of songs in my head and I kill at karaoke. Oh well. Night Vale’s loss.

[Sam Winchester]
I sense that this place is getting even more chuckleheads every day. But since you’re the only chucklehead I actually like I’ve gotta ask — has anyone even given you a good tour?

So, standard check-in. Anyone singing? Nancy? Monroe? Jarvis? Harrington?

Do I need to bring home a few pairs of earplugs?

I think my favorite part of the whole snake thing is that I’ve learned the term ‘danger noodle’.

Hey, I'm Sam Winchester and I have no idea how I got here. I haven't been taken and plopped down somewhere weird/TV land/Heaven/Hell in years and quite honestly, I was starting to feel a little bit forgotten. I liked it that way.

So, as of right now, there's no getting out of here, right?

I have to say, this place is unlike any place I've ever been to before, and I have traveled to many different places. I was on my way to visit someone when I somehow arrived here and this is definitely not where Dean is supposed to be I'm Castiel, hello.