Welcome to Night Vale

I've been doing a lot of work with prosthetic limbs and mobility aids since I got here. I have to admit, I find the work far more fulfilling than my projects back home. It's nice to not be making weapons.

atisha.

Speaking of, I have the final version of your arm done if you want to come by. It shouldn't need any adjustments to fit properly, but if its in any way uncomfortable, do let me know.

I took your arcane talents into account, and it should work as a focus for you magic for when you don't have your staff about.

meetra.

How is your arm doing? Do you need any maintenance?

vex.

I'm popping out to the shops, darling? Can I get you anything?

Hey there! I'm looking for someone named Kenny, has anyone seen him? He's real cute and quiet and he wears orange a lot, but not in the wow buddy that sure was a mistake way—in the 2% of people who can actually pull it off way. He's so lucky, right? Anyhow, if anyone can help, I sure would appreciate it a whole lot!!

If anyone sees him can you tell him I'm looking for him? OH right! I'm Marjorine and I just got here. I like dancing and Barbie, but not long walks on the beach on account'a the sand gets everywhere and then it's like two months later and you're like what the heck, why is there still sand in the carpet?! I vacuumed it three times!!

[Filtered - visible to all wizards, witches, mages, and other magical people of all kinds, plus Hawke]

I don't expect we shall ever find out whose magical working it is that is causing people to see alarming things that are not really there.

All the same, if you are reading this, I want to say that I think it is very cowardly of you, and if it is a prank, it is a poor one.

» I know you don't have the exact same memories but...
» Look what decided to show up this morning.
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Y'know on top of everything going on I've been striking out on Netflix lately and I'm not a fan of it.

Any suggestions would be grand.

[ MCGARRETT ]

You wanna head to the gym?

[ CAROL ]

Are you in the staton right now or am I seeing things?

this and this with a note attached:

Saw your notebook was getting a bit full. This should last a while... The M&Ms are for both of you.

Arcade or movie night tonight?

p.s. - thanks for not being affected by whatever it is that's happening or judging my homemade dinner last night

♡ Gwen

Everything is being weird and mean. So, I left cookies outside everyone's door! Even the ones that don't live in the Last Resort or have an actual door! If you don't like cookies, who hurt you? that's okay. Someone will take them.

[ shaggy ]

You're like totally okay, right?

[ blossom ]

Don't worry, the kitchen didn't explode this time.

[ zelda ]

How are you?

"DATE" NIGHT

NATHAN DRAKE / LARA CROFT
"how is this not a date?"

APPLEBEE'S | PG | IT'S A DATE

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Is there like some kind of downside medically speaking to constantly having an adrenaline spike?

Like, y'know those old movies where people die of fright or something, are those legit?

I am not asking for a friend.

My own private explosions sound like a fucking nightmare fun, but I prefer my world burning to be metaphorical.

Making Smash dude bros cry while I main Jigglypuff is peak living.

[ kate bishop ]

Hi. Yes. Hello. I am f!@#ing cashing in on my food IOU. Feed me, Kate, I'm wasting away.

[ ellie ]

What are you doing tomorrow night? There is a right answer. I'll wait.

You guys are here, aren't you? It's Egbert.

I don't like this. It's too small to write on.

Did Binbag do this? I tried roaring his name into the sky but nothing happened. A few people stared but nothing helpful happened.

» I thought I'd send you a reminder.
» You know.
» In case you've forgotten what I look like.
» [ image.jpg ]

» Hey.
» Cancel your stupid girlie plans for Friday the 27th.

[Jedi Master(s) in charge of the Jedi Temple]

Hello. My name is Revan and I am a Jedi sort of. My friend Meetra Surik suggested shortly after I arrived that I make use of the Jedi Temple here in order to meditate and attune to my lightsabers' crystals, seeing as I had to acquire them from someone who was keeping me captive and were not my own originally.

As I understand you are the ranking Jedi here and thus are in charge of the Temple, this message serves as my request for permission to use the facilities. Not that I expect to need to use the lightsabers here, but still. It would at least give me something to do. Thank you.

Tomorrow is Friday the 13th. I’ve had it marked on my calendar for months but I still can’t believe it’s almost here.

I know this isn’t home and I know it’s just my paranoia kicking in but I doubt I’m getting any sleep tonight.

[Horror Kids Club]
Might be a good idea to have your favorite weapon ready just in case Night Vale decides to toss that hockey mask wearing revenant dick head our way. I know it’s probably bad ju ju just to say it but better safe than sorry.

Oi. What's everyone's pronouns? Thought we could use a reference page for you lot comfortable sharing. I could, anyway.

I'll start: mine change. This week, it's they/them.

Is it routine for... an entire houses to randomly appear here, or is this something that I should consider to be a trap? Because I would most certainly consider it to be a trap were I back home. Of course, if I were back home, it would be

I'd appreciate any advice people can provide.

adaine.

I went up to check out the community gardens, and you will never guess what I found next door.

It's 2 AM, I've had too much sugar because of a certain someone who will not be named, but — Reply to this with just your name! Then anyone can comment with a symbol/question they want to know and you have to answer. Meme rules, bro.

ʘ Four tv shows you enjoy that were made in the last five years
ʑ   Nine men with faces that you like the look of
ɣ   Nine women with faces that you like the look of
ʬ   Four tv shows you enjoyed that were made more five years ago
ʡ   Five style inspiration photos
Φ   Six of the most recent films you have watched
ψ   Four favourite cities or towns you have visited
Ω   Three pictures of your favourite kind of weather
Δ   Four selfies
ς   Four places you would like to visit
Ϫ   Six tv shows you enjoyed as a child
Ϡ   Four people from history that you find interesting
҂   Nine favourite things to eat
҉   Nine favourite things to drink
∑   Three things you’re excited for

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