Welcome to Night Vale

» I have a problem.

» Hypothetically.
» Let's say I needed an x-ray to make sure a foot wasn't broken.
» Could you do that?
» As a favor.
» Y'know, hypothetically.

Those notifications are [...] that's a lot to take in at once.

It has to be a mistake though right? Or a really weird sugar-induced dream.

The sun will come out tomorrow, they sing. But past performance is not an indicator of future results.

Welcome to Night Vale.

Exciting news, residents of Night Vale, and displaced individuals who are - for unknown purposes - also residents of Night Vale. The fair has come to our little desert town. Why has it come? Where has it come from? These and many other questions remain a mystery, but the fact remains that the fair is here and it is not going anywhere. The fair cannot be stopped. Cannot be reasoned with. It is here and there is nothing we can do about it.

Which is pretty great actually, since the fair seems super fun. With the rides and the games and the carnival foods. I know I'm looking forward to a funnel cake and some lemonade. It feels like an eternity since the last time there was a fair in Night Vale. Perhaps it was an eternity. Time is a funny thing.

In any case, I hope everyone enjoys this exciting summer fun. I know I will.

I really should have seen this coming.

Now I feel really bad about giving the last oracle such a hard time over not expecting the shipwreck Still, she could have prepared Water Breathing. She knew she was going to be on a ship.

This is a very nice town you all have here other than all the ways it's absolutely awful and it's not the worst place I've ever been. Granted, I've been to some terrible places

Breathe, Adaine. Just breathe.

It's like Jawbone always says...sometimes you just have to take a bunch of extra anxiety meds and cure the poison damage later.

Does anyone know which plane this is?

( Left on their kitchen counter for Morgan Stark )

[The Steve Rogers Polycule: (Emma, Bucky, Clint) + Logan, Tony Stark, Carol Danvers, Bruce Banner]

It's Steve's birthday on Sunday. And I hate America, so I thought we should do something nice together that has nothing to do with the fourth of July.

» OHMYGOD
» Did you see it!?
» The fair!?

Dean Winchester #1, text message

>>Did you really tell the other Dean that you would shoot him?

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Dean Winchester #2, text message

>>Are you unnecessarily being mean to the other Dean?

How sh I'm not great at th Hi. I'm new [...] kind of. Uh (  I saw a cool frog?  )

Nice to meet you all I think.

[ STEVE ]

» I think you should come over.
» There's something you should see.
» A good something.

[ JEAN ]

» If that flare/pulse was you, I need you to get a grip of things.
» I do not have the mental capacity to deal with the shit that follows you around right now.
» So I'm relying on you to tell me that you have not been having fiery dreams.

[tw: discussions of alcoholism in comments]

[ texts - dean² ]

» [ possibly NSFW ]
» It you?
» Also thanks for getting the angel on my ass.
» What'd I do to you, huh?