Welcome to Night Vale

Did I get kidnapped?

I really thought these days were over for me. There isn't anyone you can use me and my daughter as leverage against.

Your network is nice though. Not a lot of exploitable security flaws. Kudos to the creator.

So, first of all thanks so much to everyone who reached out when I was stuck in song lyrics land. It was a pretty frustrating day that got turned a little better.

Secondly, if people have any sort of personal bits of weird and or spooky lore they find interesting, or have any personal knowledge of that of their world I am always happy to have a co-host for my show. Of course, you don't need to talk on air if you find that uncomfortable.

You know, I was never really a fan of this level in Super Mario.

I’m Sam.

[mutants.]

Hi. I haven't really introduced myself properly to this part of the community and I don't even know who all is included in this filter.

I'm Syd and I was just wondering if there's someone out there who might be able to help me work on controlling my abilities better? I've been practicing it, but I've sort of hit a wall and could use some help pushing past that.

Like man - it is one of my most favoritist days of the whole year! Deep Dish Pizza Day.

An extra sprinkle of parmesan plus some bacon bits and pickles is like... totally one of the greatest flavor combinations known to man. Like no toppings are the wrong toppings but definitely hold the anchovies!

— Daph I hope you've saved room for a big dinner cause I'm bringing home like four different pies!

Deep dish pizza is a hate crime.

[Text to Castiel]

We should go out. Are you busy tomorrow night?