Welcome to Night Vale

The desert.

Whatever the hell decided to bring me here must have a really twisted sense of humor.

I'd find it funny if I didn't have a kingdom I'm supposed to be running back home.

Anyone got a pool I can use for a few hours a day and occasionally sleep in? An ocean is preferred, but I'm definitely not finding one of those around here.

» The Fates hate me.
» I have never done anything to upset them.
» [...]
» Well... there was the one time I hit on Lachesis.
» But I hardly think that's cause for eternal torment?

» Or maybe not wearing pants is attracting the wrongs types...

» Regardless; I ask for mermaids and instead get merbros.
» And I'm pretty sure the one is ready to wipe out humanity at any given second.
» [...]
» I'm gonna get him a therapy dolphin.

Housing Assistants

Hey, is there someone I can talk to about an idea I've had for a way to connect teens?

First time I'm feeling the sunshine on my face in months and it's because I've ended up in the fucking desert.

Moony, this tiny Muggle computer I was given says you're here. Where are you?

You know, growing up I somehow missed having a House Hippo and now I'm feeling incredibly left out. They don’t seem so bad. [...] I’d maybe avoid the steroid-fueled ninja deer, ‘less ya wanna get kicked into next week with a concussion.

[...]

Watched a guy pertnear put his truck into a ditch of quick sand earlier today. Last I looked Lassie wasn't on the list of missing animals (though if Percy is a certified rescue pupper then I apologize) so if you take a tumble into a great depression it's not going to be some bright-eyed Collie coming to pull you out. It’ll be me with the rig.

That being said; while everyone is looking for the escapees, mind your surroundings please and thank you.

[ private to 616-Carol ]

By chance are you itching to spread your wings a bit? [...] Mechanical ones, I mean.

I have to say, this place is unlike any place I've ever been to before, and I have traveled to many different places. I was on my way to visit someone when I somehow arrived here and this is definitely not where Dean is supposed to be I'm Castiel, hello.

[...] shit

I’m in the wrong goddamn desert.

Or maybe I’m hallucinating.... Still.

Sully?

Hey, I'm Sam Winchester and I have no idea how I got here. I haven't been taken and plopped down somewhere weird/TV land/Heaven/Hell in years and quite honestly, I was starting to feel a little bit forgotten. I liked it that way.

So, as of right now, there's no getting out of here, right?

I managed to get a corner set up in the Last Resort for something akin to pet&child sitting services.

For those of you not wishing to leave animals in rooms or in need of a minder for children for however long I'm not even sure how many children are around you can drop by and just fill in a small form and leave them with me for the day.

There's a cat, dog, and I'm not entirely sure who left the lizard here, but I've managed to stop Grogu from putting it in his mouth so far. I'm sure that's not the accomplishment to many that I feel it is.

[ BILLY & ZEE ]

I'm thinking I should explore the boundaries of my powers. But I was thinking I could do it in separate sessions? Billy, you obviously know what my counterparts are capable of, while Zee would mostly be learning with me? If you were both okay with that?

[ MANDO ]

I enjoyed our date, and obviously, our time spent together outside of that. However, I was wondering if Jedi Ahsoka would be willing to look after Grogu again? Maybe we could have a quiet date? At home? To talk about... things?

[ NATASHA (MCU) ]

It's not forward to ask a man to your apartment for dinner if you've already spent time together in a romantic capacity, right?