Welcome to Night Vale

It really stinks that one of the gifts the Raven Queen gives you when you inevitably fall into her employ because you're a lich and that's a big no-no to the natural order of things (but your brother is her primary bounty hunter's boyfriend so he puts in a good word) is the ability to sense the dead that aren't "where they should be" - meaning, not walking around. More of more are coming and I really want you all to just have a great time but it keeps gnawing at the back of my mind.

Sorry about any sudden intense looks I give folks. I don't mean it. I'm no snitch.

So what a wild week, amiright? Pro tip: never eat corn dogs from questionable locations and/or time frames.

Think I might sit out this weekend's festivities.

( to peter parker )

( to eddie brock )

( to aphrodite )

Hey, if you don't have any plans this weekend do you want to go to that party thing at Hellfire? Or maybe catch a movie if that's not your style?

I just realized it's going to be so weird that my parents might not get to see me graduate in a few months.

Speaking of, I'm still not sure what I want to study in college. I know at my old high school, they tell you that you have to have everything figured out before you graduate. Is that actually a rule, or are they just full of shit?

There are the sciences, but I have a hard time going beyond that because I'm interested in different fields. I will say that Physics and Astronomy are my two favorite classes, obviously including English Lit.

Okay, I am one hundred percent certain that I died. So what the fuck is this?

Keep it together Donna.

Dick Grayson, what the hell did you get me into this time?

So, what's the rundown on this place? This isn't my first rodeo when it comes to multidimensional kidnappings so expedite me to the most important part: How much of this is Tony Stark's fault?