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THINGS NOT TO DO WITH A GREAT DANE IN THE APARTMENT: ANYTHING AT ALL!

Every time I turn around, there's a Scooby Doo! I'm pretty sure it's because I smell like burger, and he thinks I'm getting him one and I AM NOT GETTING HIM ANOTHER BURGER.

I dropped a milkshake on me. At least I know Scoob'll clean most of the mess and I'll just need to disinfect the dog dribble. Ugh. Cooking food is hard. I totally should've left this part to Shaggy.

If this is another attempt of kidnaping me, I should offer the advice that my Champion will always find me. I cannot sense any involvement by Ganondorf, but if he should be hiding I should like to know.

That aside, I offer greetings. I am Zelda, Queen of Hyrule. If I could be of some use somewhere, that would be wonderful. I've let too many things slide as it is.

It's the happiest day of the year, people!! (Y'know, traditionally, for most of North America, any way.) I get that there's being thankful for stuff and all that heartfelt nonsense but I'm here to ask the big questions, the important questions... And I wanna know what your favorite Thanksgiving dish is?!

Or your favorite feast dish, for those who don't know what Thanksgiving is.

[ BOOSTLE ]

Alright... hear me out... We dress in matching shirt/tie combos and crash whatever Thanksgiving dinners we can find by claiming to be cousins from Great-Aunt Josephine's side of the family?

[ B3 - Booster, Beetle, and Barry ]

So uh.. Boost and I are gonna go crash some Thanksgiving dinners in town. If we don't get back in a few hours, we may be in someone's basement pit or something.