Welcome to Night Vale

Normally I’d be excited about this brand of chaos but I had a hot date scheduled tonight and he’s not the kind of guy you stand up especially when you happen to be dating him.

No offense to the welcome wagon but if my doors aren’t getting me outta here I’ll just try something else. I punched my way outta hell once. I’ll punch my way outta here too if I have to.

So. This is a thing now.

It's an... interesting thing. Already saw that youngSteve and Romanov are here. So that's gonna make things hostileweird.

The booze did not get me drunk, unfortunately, so that at least, is still the same. At least there's housing. Not sure what else to do with myself at the moment.

First mountains and now a desert. This is getting ridiculous. Prudence? Is this your Cthulhu dad's doing? Because doesn't he normally leave packed lunches after instantaneous transportation? I'm depressingly sandwichless. Where did the rest of you guys end up?

Well, I guess it's good to know I'm not in Josie's head anymore but I definitely wasn't expecting this. Then again, I'm not even sure this is the weirdest thing I've had happen to me recently.