10:39 AM
Did everyone have a nice weekend? I had a great weekend. Really, just the best. You might say it was twice as great as any other weekend I ever had. You should all be super pumped for tonight's match against my former team, The Harpies! We have been in a kind of slump lately (myself most especially) but I have a really good vibe about tonight. I am definitely on the top of my game, I can feel it. Go Hydras!!
Warded to Harry
Stop freaking out. I know you are. Stop it.
Warded to Pansy Parkinson
You and I, we're not friends. I doubt we will ever be friends. But I swear, if you hurt Hermione with what you two have going on, you will find me at your door with a hex on my breath that you will never forget. If it is an elaborate joke, if you plan on embarrassing her in any way or blackmailing her with this information, I'll punch you square in your tits and you won't get up for days.
...if it is the case that this is something real, for fuck's sake, don't be a prick about it. Don't be charge in there like a hippogriff in a cauldron shop, she's going to need some time to adjust to everything. I'm not saying she's fragile or anything of the sort, Hermione is someone who analyzes everything, and if she doesn't understand it, she will need time to process it. Do we understand each other?
Warded to Harry
Stop freaking out. I know you are. Stop it.
Warded to Pansy Parkinson
You and I, we're not friends. I doubt we will ever be friends. But I swear, if you hurt Hermione with what you two have going on, you will find me at your door with a hex on my breath that you will never forget. If it is an elaborate joke, if you plan on embarrassing her in any way or blackmailing her with this information, I'll punch you square in your tits and you won't get up for days.
...if it is the case that this is something real, for fuck's sake, don't be a prick about it. Don't be charge in there like a hippogriff in a cauldron shop, she's going to need some time to adjust to everything. I'm not saying she's fragile or anything of the sort, Hermione is someone who analyzes everything, and if she doesn't understand it, she will need time to process it. Do we understand each other?