Hello friends. As much as I would like to pass the time conversing with you all, I've actually written to warn you of the grave danger you are all in. I wanted to warn everyone that I have seen a grazing herd of Crumple-Horned Snorkacks about Hogsmeade this very day by the edge of the village. As an amateur naturalist, it is nice to watch them in early morning, as they are very peaceful: swinging their large trunks and picking flowers with their opposable thumbs. At night, however, they turn very dangerous indeed.
It is the Crumple-horn's mating season and they mate only at night and because of this, the majestic Snoracks make a dreadful racket during the wee hours. Even though I have only recently moved into Hogsmeade, I have heard the town's inhabitants complaining about the noise and blaming it on the drunken antics of their neighbors. This is incorrect. Can't they see it is the Snorkacks trying to mate with the dustbins, pumpkins, the lake squid, anything they can get their paws on? Snorkacks might be very magical and calm during the day, but they also have the tendency to act out their sexual aggressions towards both animate and inanimate objects when so inclined. I would hate for a witch or wizard to be walking at night only to be violated by a Snorkack that only wanted to love them.
Be safe, friends.