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Jun. 26th, 2014


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Journal (June 26) | Katie


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What's that saying? 'A halfblood witch never beds a vampire twice'? It turns out my Tall, Dark, and Hung Like a Pillar of Ice radar works just fine, chickadees. I wonder if a lady vampire's cl--

I sure do know how to entice them, I just don't know how to let 'em down easy when they whip it out. Awkward.

Warded to Angelina Johnson and Terry Boot
You owe me for Warrington. The Octagon blokes are already laughing about how desperate we must be to sign a Death Eater amateur.

Apr. 18th, 2014


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Journal (April 18) | Katie


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Well, the cat o' nine tails is out of the bag. So to speak. You Hogsmeade types sure are kinky, but you could stand to tip a bit more. Especially you, Bole. Edgeplay and mummification are a standard 30%. Good thing I don't just rely on my pretty face and perky tits to make a living!

And for those of you gossips who don't know a thing about the community? There's more consensualism in a single cuff or flog than there is in your Saturday shag's whole body. It's sex. I have it. Deal with it.

Warded to Lucian Bole
You can shove Noctis and your representation contract up your arse. Angie was right. I don't work with clients who gossip about my personal choices to the press anymore.

Apr. 6th, 2014


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Journal (April 6) | Katie


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Bugger. When Fenix releases House-Elf, its fifth option in the wizarding condom Fantasize Your Size line, we'll have my shite judgment that cow on the Harpies our fearless village Quidditch blokes and birds a rash wager to thank.

Say no to gambling, boys and girls.

Warded to Lucian Bole
You game for some contract negotiation tonight?

Mar. 23rd, 2014


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It turns out that The Boy Who Lived is The Boy Who Could Do With A Workout, if you know what I mean. Is that a bit of a belly we see, Potter?

Feb. 16th, 2014


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Right, er. Hello; suprise, I'm here!; can one of you sorts who paid attention during Charms please tell me why my flat's warded me out? I'm only in my knickers, see, and if my brekkie burns, it'll be right rubbish.

Bit cold out too.