The Last Station

All these blokes being girls and girls being blokes is really weird. The fact that the mother of my child is currently a man is really messing with my mind, but hopefully it's not permanent.

But in other news, how about those Magpies? They're just fucking fantastic! They crushed the Harpies (seriously, they were never going to make it and only barely made it to the playoffs) and they will dominate the rest of the league! Anyone who doesn't see this is completely barking.

Despite the fucking racket yesterday morning (though who really calls 5am morning?) I'm finally settled into the new flat. It's a bit strange having all this extra space now, but I think I'm going to like it. Doesn't hurt that I only had to move down one flight of stairs, so it's not really that new.

[Warded to Alicia]
We still good to have Isla at mine this weekend? I was thinking she and I could pop down to Inverness and look for decorations or whatever her bedroom will need. I'm not very good at--

[Warded to Qualitea Quintapeds + Romilda Vane]
Warded to Adrian Pucey, Michael Corner, Blaise Zabini, Finbar Quigley, Julian Dorny, Marietta Edgecombe & Romilda Vane

So this is it, lads (and lady)! I think we've got a good team here and pick-up Quidditch is going to be tonnes of fun. Qualitea is our sponsor and Romilda has offered us a section of her shop if we want to have team meetings. I was thinking we could meet at least once before our first match on Sunday just so we can get to know each other and see what kind of chemistry the team has. So please advise what time works best for you.

Beyond that, how does everyone feel about practicing once a week? We've all got busy lives, but hopefully we can find a time that works for all of us.

And make sure you go pick your jersey up before the match. Either Roger or myself will be at Spintwitches all week and can help with that. You also get to choose a number.

Looking forward to playing with you all! Go Quintapeds!

[Warded to Romilda and Lisa]
Not that we had plans tonight or anything, but just so you know I've got Isla for the night. Also had a meeting with my landlord and I'm planning on moving into a different flat on the 1st. One with more space so Isla can have her own room. Probably doesn't matter at this point, but just thought I'd let you both know.

Happy Saint Patrick's Day! Rotten luck it's landed on a Monday this year, but that won't stop me from having a pint... or three! And the Magpies are playing tonight against the Cats. Should be a good game, so hopefully where ever I end up tonight has the wireless on!

Where is everyone celebrating this evening?

You've shagged Myron Wagtail? Bloke's a legend!

Oy, Cadwallader, you talk a big game about jumping in the Black Lake. Ritchie's right, we ought to make it a Polar Plunge. Things have been a bit dull lately and this would certainly liven it up.

[Private to Lisa and Romilda]
How's your week going, Valentines?

[Private to Romilda]
Want to come over for dinner some time this week? Maybe tomorrow?

Hypothetically, say a bloke's mate was trying to set him up on a date the same night he was supposed to have a wild night of shagging with two extremely attractive and amazing witches... what should that bloke do?

Andrew came into the shop yesterday. He glared at me the whole time and I wasn't even being a prick or nothing. Dunno what was up his arse. Anyway, I filled out the survey.

I'll be by in the morning again for a scone.

When do you think I can meet her?

The whiskey is gone and I'm still sad. Maybe even sadder.

What's with the boring, Hogsmeade? Is it the snow and cold? I say we have a village wide snowball fight to liven things up around here. Who's with me?

[Warded to Alicia]
Knee has been acting funny again. You free this week to check it out?

[Warded to Eddie]
You done crying about that girl yet? It makes you an awful wingman when you're blubbering on about it. Get over it and let's get your dick wet somewhere else.