Rumours of my demise and "downward spiral" -- highly original phrasing, Prophet, surely you can do better than cobbling garbage well-trodden -- have been greatly exaggerated.
It has been suggested to me by my publicists to keep quiet, but I owe my publicists nothing and my fans everything, so here goes the truth.
The Weird Sisters have canceled our tour pending the resolution of what the Prophet will have you believe is "my personal problems" but let it be known henceforth that the Prophet is a load of crock and propaganda and the only problem that remains deeply personal to me is that I am somehow paying the salary of people who have deemed it within their power to forcibly take
my band away from me. Until I have "satisfied the conditions" given me by the Wizengamot, unfortunately, they are apparently able to do this.
What kind of society are we, I ask, that this sort of atrocious abuse of the legal system is upheld?
A society I would most certainly do not wish to be part of, that is for sure.
If anyone comes looking for me, tell them I have set off to be one with nature.
Good
riddance!