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Jun. 23rd, 2014


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Journal (June 23) | Asher


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Anyone stupid enough to feed the Red Cap colony on the outskirts of the Forbidden Forest? Don't fuckin' know how you'd survive if you tried. Or anyone missing a roommate or a shag? The population is too large to be surviving on what's available in the woods.

Can't believe I've got to fuckin' say this, but don't feed the fuckin' Red Caps.

Apr. 8th, 2014


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Journal (April 8) | Asher


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Guess I convinced someone that I'm not a fuckin' idiot. Publication out of Malta accepted my research on matriarchal structures within Mermish societies in the Mediterranean. Fuckin' weird, you ask me, that the only British matriarchy is the Black Lake colony. No connections between the two, either.

Warded to Julian and Roger
Before you fuckin' ask, I didn't fuck them as part of my research. Joke's fuckin' old now.

Mar. 17th, 2014


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Fuckin' glad the worst of the holiday is over now. Don't know who the fuck would need to know, but it turns out the fuckin' water supply for the village doesn't drain into the Black Lake. Mermaids would have been real fuckin' hot if we'd fucked with their colony. Not too happy with me as it is.

Put me off the green beer I fuckin' bought too.

Warded to Jimmy Peakes
You still interested in the flat?

Feb. 5th, 2014


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Figure it's worth reminding the fuckin' romantics in this village-- especially the unimaginative ones-- to examine the fuckin' roses you purchase for the bird or bloke you hope to shag on Valentine's Day. You let a Northern Flower Faerie into your flat, you'll be real fuckin' sorry.

Try being fuckin' honest this year instead and cutting straight to the buggering or the tit-wanking you're after.

Jan. 5th, 2014


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Fuckin' welcome for that party. Few of you could do with lessons in holding your liquor-- a single shot shouldn't make you do the shit I saw. And especially fuckin' welcome to you, Davies, seeing as I cleaned it up my fuckin' self.

Warded to Roger Davies and Julian Dorny
The fuck do you ask women out? The fuck don't they understand normal fuckin' English?

Warded to Serena Capper and Cho Chang
The fuck do you ask women out?

Dec. 29th, 2013


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Fuckin' hell. A bloke leaves the fuckin' village for one single day, and he returns to fuckin' find the winter migration of the ice quirls a week ahead of the projections. There's nothing in Father's company or Mother's cooking that fuckin' excuses it, either. Fucked off, I am.

Warded to Megan Jones
Did your mum get my gift? My fuckin' parents' owl is as fat as a cow, can barely clear the flats opposite.

Warded to Ravenclaws
What's the fuckin' plan for New Year's Eve?

Nov. 16th, 2013


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Not much fuckin' competition, the fuckin' Kestrels. I was relying on the Merlin-be-buggered arses to demonstrate a bit of fuckin' drive and extend the match while I finished getting my knob off. Beautiful tits on this bird, with an arse fit enough to bounce a Galleon on. Nothing fuckin' better than a woman with curves.

The way the WWN fuckin' went on about the game, Summerby must've managed to unscramble his brains. Fuckin' right, mate.

Nov. 8th, 2013


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The way the Ministry carried on, I expected a fuckin' village under daily assault. The squid wouldn't do a damn thing, for all you arses are frightened of it, but there's the Mer-colony and the whole fuckin' forest to contend with, if there's any luck in this world. Must fuckin' not be, because I haven't even seen an overexcited pet in this town. Waste of a goddamn talent, if you ask me.

Davies-- happy birthday, you fuckin' arsehole.

Warded to Roger Davies
Who the fuck is Merrill?