Whoever gave me the advice that, as a team captain, I should have a publicist in addition to an agent should be crucioed or something. Like I really have time to "make appearances" all over bloody Scotland.
Warded to Draco, Isabel, Adrian, Caleb & MerrillThere's some charity dinner on Thursday
there's one on Tuesday, too, but thankfully Weasley commented about planning something that day so I managed to get out of that one and I'm apparently expected to bring a date. None of you know of a young woman who would be interested in attending with me and wouldn't go back and tell the Prophet she's my new shag the next day, would you?
I took someone to a charity auction a couple of years ago in Italy and woke the next morning to a headline in the Quidditch section of the regional newspaper announcing our happy engagement. Dante I was
so pissed off horrified.