Portland Net

Okay, residents of NW Raleigh St. You may have noticed some unexpected visitors outside. I'm assuming the wormhole's playing up again, because last time I checked there were no flying monkeys in Oregon. I don't know if they're dangerous (Teddy's scared of them, but she's also scared of the vacuum cleaner, puppies, and occasionally gusts of wind) but if the wormhole's spitting them out it might be spitting out other things as well. If needed Caspian and I are both armed - he's got a sword, I've got a gun, and if I can get hold of a car battery and some copper wire that I don't have to pull from the fuse box I'm pretty sure I can rig my taser to get a more powerful charge.

Is anyone hurt or trapped? Have there been any other sightings?

I'm helping a friend with a werewolf problem. Is everyone safe and accounted for?

Are you okay?

I've said it before, and I'm saying it again This time publicly Anyone who is going out and helping with the current situation, whether you're fighting or doing something else, we should be organized. We should communicate about where we are and what we're seeing. We should be telling everyone who isn't equipped to handle themselves in this kind of danger that there are people who can help them, that we will help them if they ask. We should be getting those people out of harm's way and into safe places in the city. And we should be keeping in touch and communicating to make it happen effectively.

For those of you who are new or that I haven't met, my name is Sam Winchester. Some of the monsters out there are from my world, others aren't, but tackling monsters-- hunting evil-- is my job at home. I'm aware that makes some of you uncomfortable, but I think we're a bit past If anyone is unsafe, or needs back-up, or wants to make their home safer with wards or other precautions, please don't hesitate to ask for my help. If I'm not in a position to help, I'll try to find someone who can.

[ david & wanderer, separately ]

I saw your notes, but I was wrapped up in handling a situation of my own and couldn't answer. Are you alright? Do you still need help?

I guess we know what's happening now at least. I'll be at Lydia and Allison's soon, I'm coming round the back just in case.

Um For everyone who doesn't remember the most recent stuff back home... I can sword fight. Like, really well. And electricity doesn't hurt me. I haven't really had time to learn much else plus I think I don't get some of my powers until I'm much older, but it's something.

If you see anything unfamiliar made out of metal, DO NOT ENGAGE. Not unless you have a really fucking big gun and you're immune to death rays (salt shakers) and lethal jolts of electricity (robots), anyway.


Actually, if you recognise anything wandering around out there, let us know what it is. Anyone going outside needs to know what they're dealing with.

So there's lovely werewolves near where the Teardrop Lounge is. So I recommend not going over in that area if you don't want to get bit.

Cause it sucks.

A lot.

But hey, its not as fast as hybrid poisoning so it's definitely got that in its favor. I was like, wow, this is almost a walk in the park compared to that hell.

Anyone know of anywhere that's safeish? Cause I'd kind of like to move Santana and Dani to a non-werewolf infested area but I hear around my house is a no-go too.

ATTENTION EVERYONE!

Hi! Barry Allen again. Sorry. I make charts when I get nervous.

Below is a chart listing the known violent instigators that have arrived here. Please add to the list as you see fit. Also if you think the chart needs another heading, that can be added in too.

This post could also be used to let everyone know of safe locations.

Be careful out there, everyone!

( Chart of Enemies )

Dear Demon Who Has Decided To Steal My Fiance:

Give him back. I demand that Blaine be returned to me, unharmed. See, when things got bad around here, we made friends with the hunters who have your number. Blaine is going to come back to me one way or another, and you might as well make it easier on yourself.

This is unacceptable. I am terrified not afraid of you, and if you think you're keeping him away from me, you've got another thing coming.

Can you definitely get the demon out of Blaine?

Just zapped some wacko with a red octopus looking patch on his shoulder. Not friendly. Stay away from anyone with that patch.

Guys... I know we have problems with demons and monsters and all that stuff, but...

I think Vocal Adrenaline and Throat Explosion are literally out on the streets trying to out sing us. They've teamed up to form some super evil glee club or something.

This is a nightmare.

Also... what are we gonna do about Blaine? That's really freaking me out. He's my best friend

Such foul beasts roam the streets! I offer up my sword to any who may require it. Tis not bravery that lives in the hearts of men but the desire to do right by others, that which drives men to live better lives.

I propose we unite in council at a time and place convenient for all to strategize against our rogue enemies. At this time, all information whenceforth shall be presented at the table of our union, and a treaty shall be formed among us. For there may be other worlds aside from that which exist in our semblance, but the world of which we know of presently is here and now.

How quickly can my lords converge upon a place for a meeting? Speak amongst thyselves and appoint dignitaries, which shall attend this meeting and report back to their respective groups. This shall be our prevailing moment. Choose thy next course of action wisely.

Emma. Her name is Emma. And she's perfect.


That said, given recent circumstances, if anyone happens to see a man going on about a mind palace who doesn't identify himself by the name Sherlock Holmes... please let me know.


I have a bullet with his name on it.

I just spotted what appeared to flying monkeys on my way home. They flew by then disappeared into what can only be described as a puff of smoke! I don't know what I would have done if they'd gotten any closer to me!