Portland Net

Magical wishes can't be good.

[Fix]
Fix, can you

Is this something that you

Do you think

Sir Knight, I have a job for you.

But there isn't anything I want. At least not that comes out of a well.

[The Doctor]
I would love to get some ice cream with my favourite dad though! Jack's come back so I'm not working late anymore this week.

How come Donna thinks she remembers me if she doesn't remember me?

Team Free Will + Co.:

I'm up, I'm kicking, and I'm totally human. I know you all pulled it out for me. I was a real douchebag at the time, but I appreciate it. I'm proud to call the bunch of you my family.

I won't do that again if I can help it.

Gabriel:

So, this new squiggle on my arm. Lay the rules on me.

Finn Hudson:

Sorry for ditching you. It's been a rough few weeks. Did all your friends pull through?

Hi! David Lassiter here again. So I'm a Shifter, and thanks to the list of unholy everything, everyone now knows how to kill me.

Uhm. Please don't?

Thanks.

However, if you do meet a Shifter out there, you might do well to drop my name. It might not do anything, but it might do a lot to help you. Some Shifters can get really messy, shedding skin, killing people for fun, all that gross stuff. I'm not that kind of Shifter, but I could probably help you out if you do happen to find that kind of Shifter lurking around.

As for everyone else, you can't trust anybody. Shifters can look like anyone: a family member, a significant other, a best friend. Use code words, passwords, illogical things that no one could crack unless they specifically know it. Shifters can access a person's memories, so asking them personal questions isn't going to help. If there are any other questions, I'm also sort of fluent in werewolves, ghouls, wraiths, vampires and how to run away from a demon.

Private to Rebekah:

Hey. You doing okay? I figured I'd check up on my kinda, sorta, not really sister.

If you're in 'about to die' bad situation, pray. Mmkay?

This place is gettin' covered in monsters. Choppin' heads off ain't against the rules, right? Cause I was told this place was different than purgatory, but I'm not seein' too much different just now.

FILTERED TO SAM, ADAM, JODY, CAS, GABRIEL, JESSICA:

I managed to track Dean's phone -- and found it abandoned in a dumpster behind Frank's Noodle House. No credit card purchases, no ATM withdrawals, no logging into his email.

It's not like Dean doesn't have experience with disappearing.

FILTERED TO BENNY LAFITTE:

Sup, I don't think we've met, but you were the last person Dean talked to on his phone before he ditched it.

I feel like I have barely been home for days and days. Sorry Benny! Do you ever eat normal food, because I found a book that has recipes in it and some of them look very good and I want to try to make them. Also does anyone know how I can get a card that says I'm 21? I wanted to see a film and he let me in because he liked me but he said that normally if you're alone you have to be at least 21 because they serve alcohol. I've never had alcohol and don't really understand the appeal but I did enjoy watching the films and I don't think telling him either that I'm 5 or that I was born in 6012 would be very helpful.

I looked at the website for Oregon Zoo as well and I think I will need at least two days to see everything properly. There are so many different animals on this planet! It's okay if I miss work if I'm busy learning, isn't it, Jack?

[ incoming call: benny ]

TEXTS TO SAM WINCHESTER:

» Wake up.

TEXTS TO JODY MILLS:

» Are you awake?
» Have you seen Dean?

TEXTS TO ADAM WINCHESTER, CHARLIE BRADBURY:

» Has Dean spoken to you?

TEXTS TO JESSICA MOORE:

» Are you still with Sam?
» Dean was in bed. Where is he now?

TEXTS TO BENNY LAFITTE:

» Is Dean with you?

TEXTS TO CROWLEY:

» Where is he.

PHONE CALLS TO SAM WINCHESTER:

**INCOMING CALL: Castiel**
**INCOMING CALL: Castiel**
**INCOMING CALL: Castiel**

ANGEL RADIO TO GABRIEL; IN ENOCHIAN:

Gabriel. Find Dean. He has to be here somewhere.

There's a mountain near here where they put you in a harness attached to a metal wire 15 metres off the ground so you can use gravity to speed down 800 feet. Which isn't really very long. The longest ones are over two kilometres, but they're all quite a distance away in comparison to the size of the planet, which is a pity. I don't think an 800 foot line would be long enough to get up to the speeds recorded on those. I suppose you'd need to find a way to either support the line at points between each end without interfering with the pulley connection or set it up high enough to counteract the sag from the weight of the wire, which would definitely increase your production costs.

Well, this sure ain't where I thought I'd end up.