Portland Net

I was walking around last night and out of no where there were thousands of people riding naked down the street. People were cheering them on. I come to find out this is an actual event Portland has every year! Check it out

For all you prudes out there.  There are actual dick and pussy shots so don't be too shocked or take a cold shower after you see them.

Teddy enjoyed being brushed so much this morning she decided to find a way to make me do it again.



Very good, dog, but I still have to go to work.

Completely unrelatedly, are there any good movies from the last few years that I absolutely must see? I'm not too fussed about genre, I just want to download a whole bunch of stuff I can watch all in a row without having to think about it too much. (For that matter, really awful movies would probably qualify as well, as long as they're actually truly terrible rather than just plain bad.)


Just stop, Hollywood. They're looking at remaking The Neverending Story.

Straw poll, people of Portland.

Hypothetically, if a brave soldier just happened to (for example) fall out of a train while saving his friend and, in the process, lost an arm and then a (totally fictitious) government organisation worked out how to create a kick-ass bionic arm to replace said arm, how many of you would freak out when you saw it?

Just, you know, totally out of curiosity.

Portland? Seriously? Just how much did I drink last night?

Thank god I don't have to wear those damn high heels anymore! Those things are killer. Ladies you are nuts for wearing them!

It would be interesting scientifically to scan one of the people whose gender has changed using an fMRI machine. It might reveal interesting things about the human brain or about learning -- or about memory...especially memory associated with unconscious action, muscle memory...

Seriously? Enough hasn't happened to me, now this?

You realize I don't like penis for a reason right?

No fucking way I'm a dyke.

Holly just texted me and said I was the new manager at the Underground. Not a bad gig if you ask me.

Dean says that I should rename the rabbit but I feel like it should be the rabbit's choice.



ETA: Princess Fluffles is a male rabbit.

What the hell is with these touch screen devices? Is this a Portland thing or that bitch Holly's fault?

Apparently Holly thinks I should own a night club again.

Is this a normal Holly thing, giving away businesses?

Since you seem like the only person around here that isn't a total pussy I thought I'd say hi.

Well fuck! This sure as hell isn't Liberty Avenue!

Uh.

Holly couldn't have waited until after I ate dinner? Because I had a very long conversation with the dude in the cart about exactly how much relish was going on that hot dog, and after the night I've had, I really could've used it.