Portland Net

So this place isn't so bad. I woke up with Princess Sparkles on my pillow. And apparently I got a job as an event planner. Someone sure has a lot of faith in me, but I'm accepting this challenge for the sake that I have nothing else to do.

So hey there, buddy. When are you going to tell the girls about what's in the basement? You know how I am with secrets and Summer's wearing me down.

I want my brother. I want to go home. If you really must go to the carnival, it might pay to bring a good supply of food. And possibly a chainsaw.

Summer

Thank you. I don't know what I would have done if you hadn't turned up.

Proudly presenting Atomic County Issue #3: The One Too Many. I hope you all like it.

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So.... Ryan's been weird, right?

Tell me it's not just me.

Here's a little something to shake off those turkey comas. Atomic County Issue #2: The Crime of Fashion.

This is one of my favorite all-time issues of Atomic County because it stars Lil Miss Vixen. And everyone know she's the cutest superhero around.

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I'm pretty sure I either have a stalker or a secret admirer. I don't need or want this because Im still going through my emotions of Sam leaving. The flowers are nice but not necessary. I just wish people would leave me alone.

Possibly a really stupid question since everybody seems to know what it is, but...


What's Thanksgiving? And... Black Friday. Been hearing that a lot lately and it's kind of giving me arena flashbacks.


....later
Private to Katniss, Ruby and Prim

Are you seeing what everyone's been saying about Thanksgiving? It's like having a big meal with people you care about. I think that'd be a nice thing to do. What do you ladies think?

I know everybody's still upset about switching bodies but here's a little something to take your mind off of it. This is the first issue of my comic Atomic County. I hope you like it. And if you hate it, just know that Kid Chino is real and will defend my honor.

[ooc: Just pretend this is a comic book and not a youtube vid <3]

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I know everybody's a little freaked out right now but I'm here to tell you, don't worry. Body swap episodes never last longer than an episode. We're talking maybe ten more days tops give or take. Trust me, I've watched enough television to know. And before any of you sassy pants I worship you Ed get on my case I just want to point out one thing.

I WAS RIGHT ABOUT THE ZOMBIES

That is all.

Someone out on the street just tried to teach me how to do The Wobble. I guess things are getting back to normal, huh.

Private to Ed

You really think there are zombies out there?

Private to Seth

I need to ask you a question about superheroes.

Private to Brooke, Sookie and the new girl, Eliza

Guys, I had to come down to the newsroom to cover for someone for a couple of hours. Sorry Brooke. I swear I'm okay, and I'll be sure to stay in contact with you guys as I'm heading home but.... You have to know something.

The city is being blockaded. No one is allowed in or out, because this virus is spreading fast. And there's something else too... We're getting a bunch of different reports of corpses disappearing from mortuaries and funeral homes all over the city. A mortician claims she was working on a body one minute, turned around to get a scalpel, and when she turned back, it was gone. GONE!



I'm kinda freaking out here.

Private to Seth aka the zombie believer

I stand corrected. Zombies are real.

I don't want anyone to be alarmed but I stayed up for 48 hours watching Romero and Romero inspired movies.

We may be in trouble. Superheroes assemble! Headshots and decapitation. I consider myself an expert so feel free to come and seek my expertise, preferably in costume. I'm Seth Cohen by the way.

ETA This message was meant for SUPERHEROES. If you're not super please don't pick up a gun and shoot people. Thank you!

I'mworkingonmycomicbookagaindon'tkillmeilu<3

Rehearsals are going great for Spring Awakening and my job is pretty much amazing. Things are looking up for me now. I can't wait for you all to come and see the show when it finally opens.

Question.

And be perfectly honest here, okay guys? This is kind of important.

Okay so...

Would you rather go back in time, meet yourself and be best friends with yourself, knowing there's a possibility you won't like yourself? Or would rather go into the future to meet your future self and be best friends with your future self, knowing that you might die at any moment?

Also... since it's 2014, that means I'm gonna be 10-years-old this year. And... 22-years-old. Wait, I'm not sure how that works.

CosmoLass and Kid Chino's story begins...

Oh!

A wormhole? COOL!


Just reverse the polarity, and it'll send everyone back. Where can I buy a toaster?

So, how can you tell if a cat is secretly plotting your death?