Portland Net

What the hell, seriously?

How much longer is this going to last?


I feel like a mopey, cranky, obnoxious teenager.

The wormhole apparently has taken a great amount of people back. Are you all still here?

[Robin & Serena & Santana]

Are you all still here?

So what's the deal here? Are there a lot of people here with powers, or who aren't human, or save the world on a regular basis, and everyone's just 100% open about it? Even Spider-Man is out.

As a superhero. Not as a gay man, but that wouldn't surprise me.


FILTERED TO BILLY KAPLAN:

I'm homesick. It'd be one thing if we could call home and talk to your family and Kate and everyone, but we can't even poke them on Facebook.

Does anyone have an explanation for this? Or am I the only one who's woken up to find myself looking like a child.


[Katherine]
I'm estimating my current physical age to be about 15 or 16. Which might do wonders for our mother-daughter relationship.

You know, I'm not even gonna bother with being surprised anymore.

River]
I guess you probably aren't going to accept an apology for crashing your house in the middle of the night, so thanks.

[Charlie]
...Castiel put party hats on geckos for me. Does he know when people need



Is it too early to start a betting pool on what the next fucked up piece of crap we get thrown might be?

I find this entire situation to be in poor taste.

While the occasional science fiction movie is tolerable, talk of wormholes and other dimensions is not.