Portland Net

[snow & emma]

I got invited out dancing by one of my coworkers, and you're both invited too! Please come with, you could both use a little fun.

Also, did you know certain kinds of marriage are illegal here?

Okay. Who slipped the pregnant girl magic mushrooms?

I’ve experienced more weird stuff than most people, but I have to tell you that waking up in a futuristic hospital is hands down the weirdest thing that’s ever happened to me. They told me that there’s no way back. I’m supposed to be holding my daughter right now. Please, if anyone finds a way, just tell me how to get back.

First of all, what in holy sweet hell is a wormhole? Because the last time I was in what it sounds like a wormhole is, it involved a lot of tequila and my very hot girlfriend. I know I didn't drink last night, but here I am, with no freaking idea how I got here or what's going on, even though some freaky hologram tried to break it down for me. Someone else wanna give it a shot? Or give me a shot or ten?

Well. Never had to introduce myself to a bunch of people I'd been wormhole-kidnapped with before, but I guess there's a first time for everything.

Hi, everyone. I'm Sam.

(OOC: In character these would all be separate posts.)

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For those whom are interested, I have recently taken over the Teardrop Lounge, and I have decided to hold a 20s Night next Friday. All drinks will be on the house for the evening.

Wake up. Wake up. Wake up wake up wake up wake up. WAKE UP.

This is ridiculous.

I'd say it's some kind of Capitol trick but they wouldn't bother with this rubbish, they'd just kill me if they could.

This is just a dream.

Well, I'm pretty sure this is not the Enchanted Forest.

Hello? Is anyone there? Anyone besides Holly?