Portland Net

I do not understand the customs here. Why do you celebrate the beginning of a year by imbibing drinks until you fall over?

How are you doing?

Apparently the earthquake in the alien city has ripped some sort of hole in...in...

A hole in the -

In the space/time continuum. A wormhole of sorts, which is fascinating, really.

Or I'm hallucinating, which is, um, equally possible.

Well then.. is there anyone online that can actually communicate with Groot? Or is at least someone he'll listen to?

So I was looking around and found out there's a drive-in theater in town. Feel up to going out and watching a movie?

I'm a Terran. Why

This is ridiculous. Holly's very lucky she's nothing more than a hologram.

I'm home. Sorry I didn't write sooner but I.

Thanks to everyone who went out looking for me. My boss, he Everyone okay?

Guardians
That virus that's going around and making people nuts? It's not just doing that, a friend of mine lost his friend to it yesterday. I don't know how it'll affect us since our biology isn't human well half in my case but I so don't want to risk it and find out. I have gas masks and weapons in my pawnshop if shit seriously takes that turn. And I know, Rocket, it isn't anywhere near as good as the weapons we have back home but they'll do.

Molly
How you holding up, kiddo?

River
Her, gorgeous, haven't heard from you in a while, everything alright?

Lydia
There's a lot of shit going down right now. How are you holding up?

I don't want anyone to be alarmed but I stayed up for 48 hours watching Romero and Romero inspired movies.

We may be in trouble. Superheroes assemble! Headshots and decapitation. I consider myself an expert so feel free to come and seek my expertise, preferably in costume. I'm Seth Cohen by the way.

ETA This message was meant for SUPERHEROES. If you're not super please don't pick up a gun and shoot people. Thank you!

Whoever is responsible for this will pay for their mistake. What is this place?