Portland Net

Ah, and what a lovely Thanksgiving this will be. I'm most thankful for my dark queen. Tell me, Portland, what are you most thankful for?

Well, that was fun. Let's never do it again.

I am so happy that I can finally wear a dress. Except I'm back to being short again.

Private to Peter Parker

And yes, I am gonna miss the suit. ;)

I'm me. Thank fuck I'm me. I need to change clothes.

Can this body switch thing be over with already?

Private to Peter Parker

Hey...

I need a hug. And I can't ask Stiles because he looks like Jake and I don't even know what to think about him and Scott there's some other stuff. And then there's the whole Spencer and Emily thing and Hanna isn't exactly a hugger and I really just think I should hug myself. Or you as me. Or... whatever.



Or... you know what, just don't worry about it. Thanks. And I'm sorry to bother you. Please wear shoes that make you taller.

I think I took a wrong turn somehow somewhere. Or the elders someone has a very twisted sense of humor by making me deal with that Holly woman and not even make her real.

Maybe I wrote the spell wrong and somehow came here but where is Leo?

I know everybody's a little freaked out right now but I'm here to tell you, don't worry. Body swap episodes never last longer than an episode. We're talking maybe ten more days tops give or take. Trust me, I've watched enough television to know. And before any of you sassy pants I worship you Ed get on my case I just want to point out one thing.

I WAS RIGHT ABOUT THE ZOMBIES

That is all.

Private to Hanna, Emily and Spencer

So, I know that Spencer and I are looking a bit more masculine than usual these days, but I'd really like it if we could get together and talk. As fun as it is to be Peter, I don't think I'm handling the change very well.

Private to Pete

Please tell me you haven't gone out without makeup. Hey, short stuff. :)

This is already the most awkward thing that has ever happened to me. Way more awkward than when we didn't have any clothes even.

I'm a Terran. Why

This is ridiculous. Holly's very lucky she's nothing more than a hologram.

Fuck everyone.

I quit.

Oh my GOD.

PETER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This place really isn't so bad. Once the dead stopped jumping off their gurneys and attempting to eat the rest of you, obviously!

So, what is there to do in a post-zombie-apocalyptic Portland?

I need to get a job. Maybe at the mall? Does anyone have any place they recommend to someone who has never worked before?

We're still away for the night, so we can't tell you in person (SORRY), but we couldn't until tomorrow because I'm not sure who's more excited right now, since Stefan's excitement is so damn contagious.

We're ENGAGED.

A wormhole? Really? I guess I've finally lost it.

Private to Stefan
So, birthday boy. Do I get to steal you away tonight?


Private to Serena and Penny
I'm thinking of getting Stefan out of Portland for the 24 hours for his birthday. Will you guys be okay? Do you need anything before I leave, though?


Private to Stiles, Scott, Aria and Steve (separately)
I hope you're doing okay.

I finally got released from that hospital room just to get sent to work. Which is, luckily, only one floor up.


I'd ask if this is normal, but I can already tell that nothing here is normal.