Portland Net

I know we're all displaced and homesick so I thought maybe Caroline and I could host a Christmas party on Christmas Eve. Who's up for a little egg nog with their rum?

We've got to talk about Kol.

Again.

Seriously this time. Not the whole "I'll take care of him if he becomes an issue." Because he's already an issue. And because this time he's going to go after Bonnie.

He's back.

tyler:
I hope I didn't do something to make you think you needed to move out.


elena:
Matt, Tyler and Jeremy are moving out?

Look, I know you're not the problem. I can move so you can stay with your brother.

Private to Caroline

Hey, so I've already told Elena, but Matt, Tyler and I are moving out. That way you and Elena can have more space in the house for yourselves. Just wanted to let you know.

Also, I'm bringing my friend, Cassie, to Thanksgiving dinner. Do you need me to bring something or do you have it covered?

Mystic Falls minus the bad guys ;)
Is everyone doing okay?

Private to Peggy
I know this is a mistake. Can I see you?

Thanksgiving and food is awesome. But there's also a "go to all the bars possible the night before Thanksgiving" tradition.

So... Teardrop? Wednesday night? Anyone in?



[elena/bonnie/matt/jeremy/tyler/alaric/meredith/if they've met and she hasn't expressed wanting to punch them in the throat they're on this list too]

Okay so...

Thursday. There will be turkey, three kinds of potatoes, two kinds of stuffing, cranberry sauce, lots of veggies, homemade bread, five different pies, wine, and a flight of bloods.

If there's any special requests, please tell me before Thursday morning? K? Thanks.

Bring whoever you want. If there's someone who just doesn't have plans that you know bring them too. And, yeah, go ahead and bring your dates and stuff. Even if you only have time to just stop by for an hour or something. Unless it's going to end in a blood bath. I don't have enough Shout for that kind of thing. And if anyone gets blood on my cornucopia, I'm going to be annoyed.

I'm sick of this useless body. Anyone know when crap like this usually ends?

Since you're apparently human or something now, how do you feel about getting a drink?

Private to Stefan

I need to talk to you. Can we meet somewhere?

Private to Rebekah

Please tell me you're still in your body.

Private to Caroline

Whatever you're planning for Thanksgiving, I'm going to bring Jackson.

[elena/bonnie/matt/jeremy/stefan/alaric/tyler/I'm sure I'm missing someone so they're welcome to be part of this filter if I screwed up]

How are we handling Thanksgiving here?

...can people start wearing name tags?

What the hell?

Private to Silas

I can't help but notice you haven't used the cure yet. Can I ask why?

Private to Rebekah

I know this is weird coming from me but are you okay?

Private to Caroline

Ric needs help.

Happy, happy, happy birthday!

I demand drinks and celebrations once you're done with your hordes of adoring fans.

HOLY MOTHER OF GODRIC GRYFFINDOR!

What the hell is THIS? And where's my Dicta-quill?

Thank God that's all over. Does this place have any sense of normalcy? Because I'd love to see it.

No more zombies!

When do all the stores reopen so I can celebrate with a shopping spree?

Or just celebrate.

Because I feel like doing something fun and stupid and reckless before something else goes batshit around here.

[after seeing this]


Sooooooooo...

Meditation? Yoga? Girl talk? Go Fish? Anything that distracts you from Katherine's existence?

[elena, matt, jeremy]

I found a bottle of bourbon I had forgotten about that I had hidden in the back of my closet so I could come home from a bad day at work and drink alone.

It's available for Halloween shots.


I also managed to find a bag of candy corn out in the great big yonder of death and destruction. The stuff never goes bad so...


Happy Halloween!