Portland Net

Can someone explain to me why we haven't burned that place to the fucking ground yet?

I always knew there was a reason why I never liked carnivals.

Murderous clowns? Super strong kids smacking people around? Give me regular criminals any day of the week.

Never been so happy to have a bag of goldfish crackers and not have to share it with anyone.

On a side note just so I can say I tried, is there anyone around here by the name Murphy? He's a bit of an ass and doesn't know when to shut up, looks a little on the edge of death sick, and probably bitching a lot about whatever he can bitch about. Brown shaven head and dark facial hair and last seen wearing dark pants and a dark button up shirt, but who knows if he might have changed it. Now no one can say I didn't look for Murphy just in case.

Fuck salad. Fuck veggie anything. Fuck that waitress who tried to kill me with whatever tofu is, and fuck those chick peas that turn into that godawful hummus crap.

ROCKET'S EATING A QUADRUPLE DECKER BURGER TONIGHT. With extra cheese and bacon and ice cream and every kind of fry this damn city offers.