Portland Net

tyler:
I hope I didn't do something to make you think you needed to move out.


elena:
Matt, Tyler and Jeremy are moving out?

Look, I know you're not the problem. I can move so you can stay with your brother.

Private to Cassie Blake

So, my friends are planning this really annoying Thanksgiving dinner that I was hoping to bail on. Except I actually value my life, so I was wondering if you wanted to come for a little while as my date.

Which, you totally don't have to, but I think it would make dinner actually bearable for me if you were there.

Private to Matt and Ty

Who's up for standing in line and beating up people in the crowd after Thanksgiving dinner?

Also... can we move? There's about only so much I can take of Caroline these days.

I'm sick of this useless body. Anyone know when crap like this usually ends?

Clever. Real clever.

What the hell?