Portland Net

[ooc: backdated to the scream]

What was that?

Hey. I'm okay, I'm just staying with Willow and Harry Dresden for a bit.

Any word on the rogue demon? Can I stop arming myself any time soon?

[ooc: set tonight during this.]

Help me.

Private to Niklaus and Rebekah
Hayley and Clara are missing. I told her to run, to go Werewolves have decided that Clara is their chosen one. They will not back down. It doesn't matter how many I end, more show up.

Private to Allison
I need your help, Allison.

[ooc: set for tonight after this.]

This place is gettin' covered in monsters. Choppin' heads off ain't against the rules, right? Cause I was told this place was different than purgatory, but I'm not seein' too much different just now.

Private to Elena
Helping out people at the Teardrop. Stay safe, okay?

Private to Ruby
You doing okay out there?

Private to Aurora
Let me know if you need any help with all that's going on. Not about to lose my play going partner in all of this mess.

Private to Enzo:

It's time you learned about Daleks and Cybermen and how to RUN AWAY from them if you see them.

I'm NOT even kidding. I swear if you don't run away and try to fight them instead, I WILL FIND YOU AND I WILL KILL YOU MYSELF. Do you understand me, Lorenzo?

THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

This is a Dalek.


This is a Cyberman.


RUN!!!!

Private to Whovians:

WHAT IS HAPPENING? EVERYONE REPORT IN!

TEXT TO JESS

--Where are you right now?

Private to Caspian:

WHERE ARE YOU?

Reavers.



Someone please help.


[Later]
Reavers are humans who have gone mad with rage, who fear nothing and feel no pain. They have lost all sense of humanity and will kill and hurt and inflict unimaginable pain on others. They are characterized by unhealed or partially healed abrasions on the body and tend to have pieces of human flesh sewn onto their clothes. They are extremely dangerous. Please be careful if you see one. I've seen several already.

So, not that the flying monkeys that guy was talking about aren't pretty weird, but, uh. I think Quinn's gone? I hadn't seen or heard her around all day, and when I went up to check on her, all her stuff was gone.

Where are you? I'm coming to get you and bringing you to The Teardrop. It's not safe out there. And now Quinn's gone, I can't lose you too.


[Private to Rachel and Caroline]

Can you two keep things under control so I can go get Dani and bring her back here?

Private to Damon, Caroline, Lexi, Elena, Katherine and Robin
Is everyone okay?

Private to Rebekah
Where are you? Are you okay?

So I'm stuck at the office, because my boss heard something (which I'm willing to bet is those damn flying monkeys and whatever Reavers are) and told me to hide under the desk. Then he stripped, which is not as sexy as it sounds, because he's wearing a red superhero jumpsuit under there, and ran off with his equally unsexy superhero friend to go fight things.

This is Kurt Hummel, coming to you all from under a desk. I'd really like to not be here if someone could do me a favor and get me home, preferably with all my limbs intact.

FRIENDS & FAMILY:

I'm good, we're all good, I'm home, I'm not dead, and I'm a demon. We're all up to speed? Great.

If we could avoid practicing exorcisms around me, that would be great.

Private to Sam, Dean and his Housemates:

Werewolves and vampires from my world are here. I saw them down our street. We don't exactly have a peachy relationship (turf war problems), but they can smell me out. They know I'm around.

Sam, Dean, just letting you know what we have here. I don't exactly have any weapons with me. I wasn't planning on fighting a war again.

And to my housemates, try not to engage even if they might be friendly with you. They're really just trying to get to me to kill me, and I rather not have any of you get hurt on my account.

Private to Faith
Where the hell are you?

Private to Willow
You good?

Private to Robin
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?

If you're in 'about to die' bad situation, pray. Mmkay?

Please help me! There are Seekers from my world here. They are looking for me. I am a traitor to my own kind, and I am sure they will try to extract me from my human body and send me far away into the universe.

I don't want to leave please! Not until I can get back and help Ian and my friends.

If you care about anyone here, warn them about some people who are amped up on Mirakuru outside the club where I work. I was about to start my shift when I saw them. I managed to knock a couple of them down, but they won't stay out for long. They're strong and practically invincible. Do you know a scientist or anyone who might be able to use my blood to create a cure? I was cured once, and that may be our only hope of stopping these guys.

I could also use some arrows.

Texts to Ruby:

» Are you okay?
» My friend says there are superpowered men from our world here.
» Where are you?
» Please be careful

FILTERED TO CROWLEY:

A little birdie told me you might be hanging around here.

If anyone finds an Adipose, I want to keep it. I have a theory about them making great pets...

Are you okay?