Portland Net

American holidays can certainly put things into perspective. Never thought I'd admit to that.

Private to the Doctor
Hello, you. I was wondering if we could talk. It's alright if you don't want to. I understand.

Private to Whovians/Torchwoodians and Enzo

So, in celebration of River returning to a better place (and of course, this dodgy sort of body swap thing), I say we have a party at our house.

Feel free to invite all your friends.

Clearly this latest snafu caused by the wormhole has caused a lot of confusion. I was thinking that we could use either this posting or a different posting so those who are still looking for their bodies could get in touch with the individuals who are inhabiting them.

More importantly, please remember - and I cannot emphasize this enough - if anyone has an outstanding medical condition or oddity that the person currently inhabiting your body will need to deal with, be certain to tell them! I realize this might be... awkward, but if it can keep either your body healthy for the time when you will re-inhabit it, I believe it is worth trusting the other party.

Also, if anyone who has not been bodyswapped could please let me know who you are, I'd appreciate it... Trying to figure out if I'm the only one...

Well, that didn't take long. Gotta love this place.

[Private to the Doctor]
I understand if you don't want to talk to me, but I need you.

[Private to the Whovian House]
Check in, everyone, please.

I don't suppose someone could lend me a hand, could they? I'm sort of locked up in the Academy, and there are... well, I can't actually believe I'm saying this but...

There are zombies outside. Real zombies. I haven't exactly got myself a gun at the mo, so any help would be much appreciated. Thanks?

Has everyone in this city turned Scottish overnight?

Question.

And be perfectly honest here, okay guys? This is kind of important.

Okay so...

Would you rather go back in time, meet yourself and be best friends with yourself, knowing there's a possibility you won't like yourself? Or would rather go into the future to meet your future self and be best friends with your future self, knowing that you might die at any moment?

Also... since it's 2014, that means I'm gonna be 10-years-old this year. And... 22-years-old. Wait, I'm not sure how that works.

He hasn't even asked if I'm alive.

At least I'm eating. Though it hasn't improved my mood any.

Am I too old to say that I miss my mum and dad?

I'm fine.


Private to Ianto

Thank you for the well wishes and the crossword puzzle book. How have you been?

Since the Wormhole's mandatory naked time is done and summer's officially over, it's time for one last bit of fun before the weather turns on us. BBQ at my place on Saturday, roughly 2pm until whenever. For anyone who needs the address, just PM me. If you want to have some fun and good food, be there. If you show up and act like an arse, I'll show you to the door.

Gwen and Ianto:
No excuses since naked time is over. I expect to see you both there.

I guess I'll have to get up and go to work today. Even though I would much rather stay home and in bed for another week.

Is there no way to voluntarily go back home?

I'm sorry for all the hurt I've caused you all. I'm sorry I can't be The Doctor you all want me to be, but there just isn't enough of me to be everyone all at once.

Which means all I can be, right now, is me. Accept that or don't, it's your choice. I'd obviously love it if you want to be with this Doctor, but Portland has changed me immeasurably and I can't live up to all your expectations.

So, I have decided to move out. Clara's coming with me and you're all incredibly welcome to visit us and the TARDIS any time you'd like. I think it's for the best, but I love you all.

I'm getting very tired of Ianto trying to lecture me about how I should be acting towards him. We're all from different points in time and he doesn't know me the way he thinks he does. Hell... based on when he's from in my past, he barely knows the real me at all.

I don't give a damn if he has a problem with you girls and the Doctor. We've faced countless dangers as Companions and would all do it again in a heartbeat. He doesn't understand what it means to be a Companion and I doubt he ever will. We're a family... the Children of Time. And no matter what, we always have each other's backs.

But if he forces the issue, he's not going to like the outcome and who I stand with.

Private to Rose

I'm sorry Rose. But I can't play naked hide and seek if you're playing.

Because, you know, I might accidentally have sex with you. It's not that I don't want to have sex with you, but I really don't think I could live with myself after something like that.

Just thought you should know.

Love always,
Amy

This is elaborate. [...] And distracting.

Well, this is going to be awkward!

Oh my God, everyone is naked!

I'm not tall on a good day, but this is a bit ridiculous...

Is this normal for this place?

Why did I ever think wearing my hair like this was a good idea?

ADDITION: Right, so in spite of the deaging, I realized that I was so concerned with what was happening that I didn't properly introduce myself in that last entry.

My name is Martha Jones. I'm originally from London but have been living in New York for the last year or so. I'm a doctor...And according to this phone message I received, it looks as if I'll be working at the hospital. Not certain that they'll want a 12 year old going in for orientation though...