Portland Net

Private to Doug & Elaine

I'm still alive! Natasha wouldn't let me out of her sight the past few days. Now I need to go clean up my club. Anyone want to help?

Tags: doug hammond, elaine hammond, t.j. hammond

Jun. 24th, 2014

vampyrslayer

I'm in hell. I've died and gone to hell.

And, apparently, they give you internet access in hell.

Tags: blaine anderson, buffy summers, elaine hammond, eva gundersen, jack harkness, kira yukimura, lydia martin, t.j. hammond

Jun. 15th, 2014

I just spotted what appeared to flying monkeys on my way home. They flew by then disappeared into what can only be described as a puff of smoke! I don't know what I would have done if they'd gotten any closer to me!

Tags: elaine hammond, jefferson

Jun. 9th, 2014

redroy

Thea?

Tags: barry allen, damon salvatore, elaine hammond, jack harkness, roy harper

May. 19th, 2014

I sure hope my children are okay since I haven't seen or heard from them in a few days.

May. 14th, 2014

Hmm, I have boobs. I don't know if this is a good thing or a bad thing.

What the hell is up with this place?

Tags: elaine hammond, sean reeves, stiles stilinski, t.j. hammond

May. 11th, 2014

Today is Mother's Day and while my own mother isn't here right now let me tell you she is one vibrant character. While her advice wasn't always the most helpful-- she gave me a training bra when I didn't even think about needing one. She is still my mother. I am a mother because of my twin sons T.J. and Doug. I love you two so much. Thank you for making me a mother some 30 years ago.

May. 9th, 2014

Private to Doug

You need to make up with your brother. Make him come home, we can't very well make sure he is safe if he isn't at home. It is clear that T.J. thinks we are pressuring him. We aren't doing him any good if we put him in the middle of our problems, keep asking him about drugs or giving him crap about Sean. I am going to do my best to lay off and I hope you do the same... as hard as it might be. I know how much you love your brother Doug. Let's try to help him together.

Tags: doug hammond, elaine hammond

Private to TJ

I am concerned about your new manager of your club. Tell me he's not a dealer. What do you know about him TJ?

May. 6th, 2014

Apparently Holly thinks I should own a night club again.

Is this a normal Holly thing, giving away businesses?

Tags: brian kinney, doug hammond, elaine hammond, jack harkness, letha godfrey, t.j. hammond

Apr. 30th, 2014

eosphoros

This is the realm beyond the Enchanted Forest? It's so different! And so loud. People are giving me the queerest looks.
I was with Mulan, but she isn't here. Will she be alright? The portal that took me won't have hurt her, will it?

Tags: aurora, elaine hammond, jane foster, jody mills, luna lovegood, ruby lucas, sam evans, skye, the doctor

Apr. 25th, 2014

Private to TJ

TJ What has Sean been saying to you? Doug says you haven't gone to him..

Apr. 26th, 2014

hammonddoug

Sean, I'm calling you out. I'm not screening this message in the hope that the shame you seem to feel at being seen in public with my twin will force you to take a long hard look at your current actions.

He nearly died because of you. You broke his heart - you broke him - and now you think 'sorry' will fix that? You expect him to run back into your arms because you decide it's what you want? What about what T.J. wants? He's said no how many times? What part of fuck off do you not understand?

Leave my brother alone, leave my family alone, because if I ever see you I won't be responsible for my actions.

Tags: doug hammond, elaine hammond, luna lovegood, sean reeves

Apr. 14th, 2014

Private to Elaine

Doug is too chicken to ask you anything. So, here I am asking... are you okay?

Apr. 12th, 2014

Would anyone care to meet for brunch tomorrow morning?

Apr. 6th, 2014

seanreeves

PDX was not on the schedule as far as places I was supposed to go. When can I get back to my kids and wife?

Tags: doug hammond, elaine hammond, sean reeves, t.j. hammond

What's the deal with this place? Are we stuck here or can we leave?

Tags: doug hammond, elaine hammond, elena gilbert, natasha romanoff, t.j. hammond

Apr. 5th, 2014