A week ago I was sitting in the Quarter, drinking a latte, and thinking about how my life couldn't get any weirder. I'm never doing THAT again.
Now what? I just... register for school tomorrow and act like everything is fine? Do I need to find someone to pretend to be a parent to check me in? Exactly how does this work? You'll have to forgive me. I've never been
sucked into a wormhole and deposited in the Pacific Northwest before.