Portland Net

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What's up with Jondy?

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The grandmas next door say you need to keep it down.

So weird question.

How much tranquilizer would I need exactly to knock you unconscious?

This carnival is amazing, especially this one game where you try to get the rings to go around the bottles. I haven't gotten one yet, but I'm going to keep on trying. I'm a person to never give up.

I can already hear the carnival food calling my name. Only good thing about carnival's even though not really sure if I trust this one, but I mean it's food. How much damage can be done with that? Probably a stupid question to ask.

Fuck salad. Fuck veggie anything. Fuck that waitress who tried to kill me with whatever tofu is, and fuck those chick peas that turn into that godawful hummus crap.

ROCKET'S EATING A QUADRUPLE DECKER BURGER TONIGHT. With extra cheese and bacon and ice cream and every kind of fry this damn city offers.

For all of you who have the pleasure of knowing me and the ones who don't, please note that I will somehow find a way to get all of you this marvelous present for Christmas.

You're welcome.

Well, this is new.

This is very new.

Hilariously enough I'm not that surprised at holes in the sky opening up and giving people field trips.

Just as long as there aren't any psychotic primordial Gods here I think we'll be good.

So, now that we're back to our regular selves, I'd like to formally and officially invite anyone who doesn't have a place to go this Thanksgiving to the Sam-Brooke-Sookie Thanksgiving Extravaganza!

We realize that being away from home can be really lonesome especially during the holidays. So, please, don't be shy. If you're alone or haven't been invited to a Thanksgiving feast yet, feel free to pass by. We'll be buying plenty of food for everyone.

If there's anything to be thankful for this year, it's the kindness and friendship of others. Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. :)

I'm me. Thank fuck I'm me. I need to change clothes.

As cheesy as this may sound, who's up for something along the lines of a powder puff styled football game on Friday? Unless you're out playing in the sport otherwise known as Black Friday shopping. Normal bodies or not it could be fun especially for those eating a dozen meals on Thursday.

Those with enhanced abilities can be spread around to help out us normal human types.

Can this body switch thing be over with already?

I will race you around the block.

Come on just one more time.

I had a dream that I was this really pretty Hispanic girl but I broke everything I touched.

Funny story. It's not a dream.

Who Freaky Friday'd me?????? And why are you so damn strong?

Coulson? May? Skye?

And here I thought nothing could surprise me anymore.

So. Alternate reality, wormholes, zombies. Am I missing anything else?

The zombies are really over?

Well, shit. What do we do now?

Private to Liam, Isaac, and Scott

If any of you need anything let me know. I'll be around.

Private to Oliver

I know we're not working on many official jobs right now, but I'm going to need a couple of days if that's alright.

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Thanks again for the help you gave me, but I'm afraid the blood didn't work. The friend of mine that was infected died this morning.

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Everything okay on your end?

Hey. So, I know you've probably heard different versions of this all before, but I have a friend who may be infected. I say may because he says that he wasn't actually bitten - he was injured in a fight against some of them, and it's possible that he's been exposed now. The difference with him is that he's not exactly human. He's a werewolf and I don't know if it's his body reacting differently to the virus or he's trying to fight it off. Normally when a wolf is hurt or injured they heal very quickly, but this time he's not. He doesn't have all of the usual symptoms we've been seeing in others who become infected, so we're hoping that his healing factor may just be reacting more slowly since it's working in overdrive.

You're the only one here who knew the virus existed in your time before the wormhole brought you here. You know more about it that anyone else. Has anything happened like this before that you know of? The doctors haven't found a cure yet, so we don't know what else to do except wait. Is there anything else that we can do for him?

Funny, sexy, brunette zombie killer wanted to lead three helpless men to safety.

Things that should be in the classifieds.

I don't know about y'all, but I'm getting tired of smelling death in the air.

Holy shit there's people here. Are you all carriers?

Can anyone tell me where the nearest hardware store is? I need to pick up some explosive material tools.