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Fuck salad. Fuck veggie anything. Fuck that waitress who tried to kill me with whatever tofu is, and fuck those chick peas that turn into that godawful hummus crap.

ROCKET'S EATING A QUADRUPLE DECKER BURGER TONIGHT. With extra cheese and bacon and ice cream and every kind of fry this damn city offers.

This fucking sucks. Whatever that hummus crap is - I'm not eating it. Or salads. That's like eating Groot and fuck no.

Private to Jinks
We're going out!

Private to Sookie
I don't know how you can stand being a fairy. It was a pain in the ass.

Bryce Street Residents
Did anyone else see a cheetah running down the street?

So, now that we're back to our regular selves, I'd like to formally and officially invite anyone who doesn't have a place to go this Thanksgiving to the Sam-Brooke-Sookie Thanksgiving Extravaganza!

We realize that being away from home can be really lonesome especially during the holidays. So, please, don't be shy. If you're alone or haven't been invited to a Thanksgiving feast yet, feel free to pass by. We'll be buying plenty of food for everyone.

If there's anything to be thankful for this year, it's the kindness and friendship of others. Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. :)

I finally have my body back and I've never been happier. Now can the wormhole be nice enough to let me adjust to this place in my own body without any more tricks, please?

Private to Nick Burkhardt:
Happy to have your body back and everything?

As cheesy as this may sound, who's up for something along the lines of a powder puff styled football game on Friday? Unless you're out playing in the sport otherwise known as Black Friday shopping. Normal bodies or not it could be fun especially for those eating a dozen meals on Thursday.

Those with enhanced abilities can be spread around to help out us normal human types.

I'm pretty sure I either have a stalker or a secret admirer. I don't need or want this because Im still going through my emotions of Sam leaving. The flowers are nice but not necessary. I just wish people would leave me alone.

So with Thanksgiving being a friends thing instead of a family thing, how many people are going to need a timetable to keep track of every party they're supposed to visit?

Private to Sookie and Brooke

So... Thanksgiving. Sorta feels weird not being at home for it. What do you think we should do for it?

Anyone else missing their families right about now?

Can this body switch thing be over with already?

Mitchell? George? This can't be happening... I was just in the house...

Since this is all new to me I was wondering if there is something put into place for our jobs when things like this happen to us? Or does everyone call in sick until the craziness ends?

Clearly this latest snafu caused by the wormhole has caused a lot of confusion. I was thinking that we could use either this posting or a different posting so those who are still looking for their bodies could get in touch with the individuals who are inhabiting them.

More importantly, please remember - and I cannot emphasize this enough - if anyone has an outstanding medical condition or oddity that the person currently inhabiting your body will need to deal with, be certain to tell them! I realize this might be... awkward, but if it can keep either your body healthy for the time when you will re-inhabit it, I believe it is worth trusting the other party.

Also, if anyone who has not been bodyswapped could please let me know who you are, I'd appreciate it... Trying to figure out if I'm the only one...

THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!

What is this?

Oh how I've missed you sunshine and fresh air. I never want to be locked inside a house again.

These fucking zombies need to go back into the shit hole they crawled out of. Who's behind this? Holly and her creepy as hell smile? Did Ronan find a way to get through that damn wormhole to take out his revenge? Is this the way they think they're going to get rid of me? I'll kill them. I'll fucking kill them all I tell you. These food drops are pathetic. I've been living off salty fucking noodles for over a week. I WAS SUPPOSED TO FEAST ON FREE FOOD TOMORROW.

I'm home. Sorry I didn't write sooner but I.

Thanks to everyone who went out looking for me. My boss, he Everyone okay?

Has anyone seen Aria Montgomery in the last 24 hours?

So, with both Rebekah and Santana MIA I've decided to close off The Teardrop to its regular business and convert it into a makeshift shelter until further notice. Basically, it'll be a hub for anyone who needs help, food or just a safe place to hide out from the craziness that's going on outside. I'm gonna need some volunteers to help me keep this place stocked as well as safe. That includes anyone with medical expertise. I'm not sure how impervious I am to the virus. Roy and Matt, you're not obligated to stay, but any help you could provide will be much appreciated.

And if anyone could get a hold of Rebekah for me, that would be great too.

Private to Rebekah

I just want to know that you're safe, sis.